Funny Bowling Sayings to Lighten Up Your Game
Bowling: All the cool kids are doing it.
I came, I saw, I bowled.
Keep calm and go bowling.
Bowling is right up my alley.
I’m on a bowling diet, I keep trying to lose my balls.
Bowlers do it in the lane.
When in doubt, go bowling.
Strike while the lane is hot.
Clean sweep: it?s a bowling thing.
I’m just one strike away from happiness.
Spare me the bowling drama.
Bowling is my superpower.
I bowl, therefore I am.
My bowling skills are right up my alley!
Life’s a game, bowling is serious.
Bowling: The only place where a strike is a good thing.
I can’t keep calm, I’m a bowler.
Keep calm and bowl on.
In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.
Bowlers: Nicer than golfers since forever.
Bowling: The only sport where you can drink and still score!
Life’s a game, bowling is serious.
The pins are calling, I must go.
Gutter balls are my specialty.
I’m not a regular bowler, I’m a cool bowler.
Some call them opponents, I call them victims.
They see me bowlin’, they hatin’.
Sorry for what I said when I was bowling.
Trust me, I’m a bowler.
Eat. Sleep. Bowl. Repeat.
Strike first, gloat later.
Bowling: The ideal sport… beer in one hand, balls in the other.
Funny Bowling Sayings to Lighten Up Your Game part 2
Work hard, bowl harder.
Tomorrow’s forecast… 100% chance of bowling.
Bowling is a ‘roll’ model for life.
Fear no pin, fear no beer.
Bowling: the only sport where you can lose and still have a ball.
I bowl therefore I am.
When in doubt, bowl it out.
Bowling: because life without it would be a ‘split’ disaster.
Wi-Fi, fries, and high bowling scores.
Keep calm and bowl on.
I came. I saw. I bowled.
The only strikes I want are at the bowling alley.
My bowling skills are right up your alley.
Bowling: The only sport where you can have zero points and still have a great time.
I may not be a professional bowler, but I?m definitely a professional trash talker.
Life is like bowling ? you don?t get a perfect score every time but you keep playing.
I was born to bowl, forced to work.
Keep calm and bowl on.
Life is more fun when you?re bowling.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love bowling and people who are wrong.
Bowling: Where you can pick up a spare but not spare any dignity.
My life is like a bowling alley ? it’s always in the gutter.
Bowling is a game of weighty decisions. Like whether to have a beer in your left hand or your right hand.
I don’t bowl strikes. I just knock down the ones who are standing.
Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.
Bowling: My only sport where I can eat and play at the same time.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the bowling alley’s cellar.
Bowling: The ideal sport for people who want to spend an evening shoving their fingers into holes drilled into solid objects.
Bowling is the ideal sport. It’s the only sport where you can’t hear the other team’s trash talk.
Have you ever noticed that ?no bowling? and ?know bowling? sound the same? Coincidence? I think not.
I’m on a bowling diet. I’ve already lost three games.
It?s not how you bowl, it?s how you roll.
Bowling is a sport for people who hate exercising but love winning.