Funny Busy Quotes

I’m so busy, I don’t even have time to think about being busy.

Busy is my middle name.

My to-do list has a to-do list.

The only time I’m not busy is when I’m asleep.

If I’m not busy, I’m bored.

I’m so busy, I don’t know if I’m coming or going.

Busy is a state of mind and I’m always there.

I don’t have time to be busy today, I’m too busy being productive.

Busy people never have time for regrets.

I’m like a shark – I have to keep moving or I’ll die.

Busy is the new normal.

I thrive in chaos. The busier, the better.

My idea of a break is doing something slightly less busy.

If you want something done, give it to a busy person.

I’m so busy I make time fly.

Busy people make things happen.

My brain is busy like a beehive.

I have a PhD in multitasking.

I’m so busy, I need a personal assistant for my personal assistant.

I’m on the fast track to being exhaustingly busy.

I’m always one step ahead and two cups of coffee behind.

Busy is the state of mind for those who dare to dream big.

Being busy is a sign of a meaningful life.

I’m juggling tasks like a circus performer on caffeine.

Busy people don’t have time for small talk.

I’m so busy, even my dreams have deadlines.

Funny Busy Quotes part 2

I’m the CEO of being busy.

I’m like a squirrel, always frantically searching for my next task.

Busy people are like superheroes – we save time and get things done.

I can’t hear you over the sound of my busy schedule.

Busy is the new black.

I don’t just stay busy, I stay busier than busy.

I’m so busy, I’ve invented my own time zone.

I’m so busy I don’t even have time for a lunch break, just a lunch sprint.

Busy people never have dull moments.

I’m so busy, I schedule bathroom breaks.

I’m like a tornado of productivity, leaving a trail of accomplished tasks behind me.

I’m busy creating my own empire, one task at a time.

I’m the Michael Jordan of busyness.

Busy people have the power to bend time.

I’m busy as a bee, but with less buzzing and more clicking.

I’m so busy, I need an assistant for my assistant’s assistant.

Busy people make busy Saturdays look like lazy Sundays.

I’m so busy, I have my own personal momentum.

I’m like a sponge, always absorbing new tasks and challenges.

Busy people have a sixth sense for efficiency.

I’m so busy I sleep with my to-do list under my pillow.

I’m busy rearranging the alphabet to make room for more tasks.

I’m busier than a mosquito at a blood bank.

I’m on the move like a snail on steroids – slow, but busy.