Funny Chicken Quotes to Make You Cluckle
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
What do you call a chicken that counts its own eggs? A mathemachicken.
Why don’t chickens like people? Because they beat them at cooperatives.
What do chickens use to measure length? A hen-drometer.
What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of heights? A chicken tender.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you call a chicken that’s always breaking the rules? A rebel without a cluck.
What do you call a chicken that tells good jokes? A comedi-hen.
Why did the chicken go to the seashore? To lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken go to the dentist? To get its tooth pulled.
What happens when a chicken lays an egg on top of a hill? An egg rolls down.
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you call a crazy chicken on the loose? A poultrygeist.
Why did the chicken go to the space station? To visit the hencel ellite.
What do you call a chicken that’s a basketball player? A coopster.
Why did the chicken go to the circus? It heard the lion had chicken wire.
Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedihens.
Why did the chicken become a detective? It had a nose for fowl play.
What do you call a chicken that likes to fight? A coop boxer.
Why did the chicken go to the rock concert? To see the band Peck Floyd.
Funny Chicken Quotes to Make You Cluckle part 2
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
Why did the chicken go to the casino? To play cluckjack.
What do you call a chicken with a guitar? A clucktarist.
Why don’t chickens like to play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always afraid of being egg-spotted.
What do you call a rooster that tells dad jokes? A fowl comedian.
Why was the chicken such a good dancer? Because it had all the right cluck moves.
What do you call a chicken that guesses everyone’s age? A cluck-voyant.
Why did the chicken start a metal band? Because it wanted to lay down some fowl beats.
What do you call a chicken that’s always making plans? An eggtremist.
Why was the chicken such a good detective? Because it followed all the clues.
What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A co-op-out.
Why did the chicken join a drama club? Because it wanted to be an egg-cellent actor.
How do chickens call their friends? On their cell eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lizard? A peck’n’slither.
Why did the chicken run for mayor? Because it had a lot of fowl ideas.
What do you call a chicken with a fancy hat? A co-processor.
Why did the chicken take up ballet? It heard it was good for egg-ercise.
What do you call a chicken that loves to tell stories? A fable-gobble.
Why did the chicken go to the stadium? To see the eggs-traordinary race.
What do you call a chicken that’s a famous singer? A coop-star.
Why did the chicken get a high score in the video game? It knew all the eggs-tra lives.
What do you call a chicken that’s a magician? An egg-ician.
Why did the chicken join a gym? To work on its egg-spected muscles.
What do you call a chicken that’s a chef? A culinary-cluck.
Why did the chicken install solar panels in its coop? To save on cluck-tricity bills.
What do you call a chicken that’s always on time? An egg-sact timekeeper.
Why did the chicken go to the Olympics? To compete in the cluck-put event.
What do you call a chicken that’s a doctor? A medical-cluck.
Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out some eggs-traordinary books.
What do you call a chicken that’s a drama queen? A cluck-trix.