Funny Christmas Sayings for Signs
Sleigh all day, play all night!
Jingle all the way, unless you’re a Grinch!
Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’
This house runs on hot cocoa and Christmas cheer!
I can’t adult today, I’m on Santa’s naughty list.
All I want for Christmas is a nap.
The elf made me do it.
Believe in the magic of Christmas, or I’ll come after you with mistletoe!
Santa, please stop here. Our Elf forgot to move last night.
Who needs snow when you have Christmas spirit?
Nice till proven naughty.
Tinsel is the herpes of the craft world.
Sorry for what I said when I was trying to untangle the Christmas lights.
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
Dear Santa, I can explain…
Merry Elfin’ Christmas!
Keep calm and jingle on.
It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails!
I’m just here for the cookies and milk.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
This house is under elf surveillance.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Cookies, carbs, and Christmas sweaters.
Santa saw your social media posts, you’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
Joy, laughter, and mistletoe kisses.
Don’t get your tinsel twisted.
Funny Christmas Sayings for Signs part 2
Dear Santa, I’ve been good-ish.
I’m on the nice list because naughty is too much fun!
All I want for Christmas is a silent night… and a slow cooker.
I can’t keep calm, it’s almost Christmas!
Too cool for coal.
I don’t need Santa, I have Amazon Prime.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but I’ll settle for red wine.
Does Santa’s workshop hire procrastinators?
Santa, I can explain… but first, can I have a pony?
There’s snow place like home for the holidays.
I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
Dear Santa, just bring snacks.
Who needs mistletoe when you’re this cute?
Have yourself a merry little Christmas, but save me a cookie.
Santa’s little helper, reporting for duty.
All I want for Christmas is a stress-free holiday.
Let it snow… Somewhere else.
I’m only a morning person on Christmas.
I’m a Christmas Queen/King, b*tches!
Don’t stop believing in Santa, or I’ll come after you.
Forget about the presents, Christmas is all about the presence of family and friends.
I’m claus-trophobic!