Funny Cougar Quotes

Cougar: The only cat that goes from purring to roaring in a matter of seconds.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy me a cougar.

Cougars: For women who are too fierce for kitten heels.

Cougar: The preferred term for timeless beauty and a taste for adventure.

Don’t mess with a cougar, she knows how to pounce.

Cougars: Proof that age is just a number, and hotness is eternal.

I may not be a superhero, but I can still save your night as a cougar.

Cougar: Because why should men have all the fun of dating younger?

If life gives you lemons, make margaritas and date a cougar.

Cougars: Keeping the fashion industry in business one fabulous outfit at a time.

Age is just a state of mind, and my mind says I’m a cougar.

Cougars: The real queens of the jungle.

Why settle for a cub when you can have the king of the jungle?

Cougar: The ultimate confidence booster.

Cougars: It’s like being a teenager again, but with better wine.

If you want to feel alive, date a cougar.

Cougars: Making midlife crises look glamorous since forever.

Cougar: Not for the faint-hearted, but definitely for the fun-loving soul.

Forget diamonds, cougars are a girl’s best friend.

Cougars: Because age should never limit your options.

If age is just a number, why not make it a sexy one?

Courageous, confident, and cougarlicious.

Cougars: Experts at turning heads and breaking hearts.

Funny Cougar Quotes part 2

Sorry boys, cougars prefer their whiskey aged, just like them.

Cougars: The cure for any midlife crisis.

Cougar: So much more than just a pretty face.

Life is too short to date guys who still think Xbox is cool. Go cougar instead.

Age is like wine, the older the better. Cheers to all the cougars out there!

Cougar: Because nobody wants to be a sheep when they can be a sexy predator.

Cougars: Making 40s feel like the new 20s.

Thirty is the new twenty, but forty is the new cougar.

Cougars: Proving that age doesn’t define passion.

If loving older women is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Step aside, boys. It’s time for the cougars to shine.

Cougars: Representing a new breed of independent, fierce, and fabulous women.

Who needs a prince charming when you can have a sexy cougar?

Cougars: The secret behind every young man’s smile.

Dating a cougar is like winning the lottery, with better odds.

Cougars: Because being the life of the party never gets old.

Age brings wisdom, experience, and a whole lot of cougar charisma.

Cougars: The original pioneers of the hashtag #CougarGoals.

There’s a reason they call me the cat whisperer – I can tame any cougar.

Cougars: Breaking stereotypes and living life on their own terms.

I put the ‘roar’ in cougar.

Cougars: The unicorns of the dating world – elusive, mysterious, and magical.

Age gracefully? Nah, I’d rather age as a fierce, fabulous cougar.

Cougars: Making love, laughter, and life better with age.

Cougar: The sassy older sister you never knew you needed.

Cougars: Proof that life truly begins at forty.

Once you go cougar, you’ll never go back.