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Funny Crazy Quotes

Funny Crazy Quotes

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

I’m so cool, even ice cubes are jealous.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange furniture.

I always choose the lazy option, because I’m too creative to waste energy.

The secret to inner peace is finding joy in accidentally sending a text to the wrong person.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

Life is too short to wear boring socks.

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

The best exercise I do is running late.

I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for when I really need it.

I call it multi-tasking, others call it being easily distracted.

I’m so talented, I can fall asleep everywhere.

I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

I’m not a superhero, but I could be if you just give me a cape.

I don’t make mistakes, I make spontaneous decisions.

My level of sarcasm is directly related to the stupidity of the person I’m talking to.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

I don’t snore, I dream of being a motorcycle.

Funny Crazy Quotes part 2

The best part about being me is that I’m not you.

I’m not saying I’m funny, but my life should be a stand-up comedy show.

The only marathon I participate in is binge-watching Netflix.

I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.

I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

If you think I’m talking to myself, I’m just having a staff meeting.

I’m not strange, I’m just a limited edition.

I’m not clumsy, everything just happens to be in the wrong place.

I speak fluent sarcasm and sarcasm is my second language.

I don’t have a short attention span, I just… oh look, a squirrel!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Warning: I have a twisted sense of humor, proceed with caution.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I don’t need a psychiatrist, my cat listens to me just fine.

I don’t need a superhero, I just need a nap.

I don’t need a fairy godmother, I have vodka.

If I were a vegetable, I’d be a chocolate-covered one.

I may be crazy, but at least I’m entertaining.

I’m not sarcastic, I’m just allergic to stupidity.

I’m not crazy, I’m just creatively different.

I don’t need a chef, I can burn water just fine.

I don’t need a gym, I get plenty of exercise rolling my eyes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist, I have a great sense of humor.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition and hard to find.

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