Funny Dental Quotes That Will Make You Smile

I brush so hard that I’m considering joining the toothbrush Olympics.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

I used to be a dentist’s nightmare, now I’m their best customer.

I floss religiously, or at least when I remember to.

I’ve never met a cavity I couldn’t fill with a Dad joke.

You know you’re getting old when you need a GPS to find your dental fillings.

I love going to the dentist, it’s like a spa day for my teeth.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

I’m not a dentist, but I can give you a filling of laughter.

Why did the dentist become a baseball instructor? He knew how to handle a curveball.

I don’t trust atoms, they make up everything, including tooth decay.

I’ll tell you a dental joke, but I’m only flossing, I mean, teasing.

Why did the dentist take up gardening? He wanted to flossom his skills.

I used to be a dental assistant, but I went to school to become a comedian instead – I wanted to make people smile in a different way.

The tooth fairy may be imaginary, but my dental bills are all too real.

Dentists don’t just clean teeth, they also give you a good hard brush with reality.

I have enough dental floss to go to the moon and back – maybe that’s what they mean when they say ‘shoot for the stars.’

Why did the dentist take up photography? He wanted to capture every smile from root to crown.

Funny Dental Quotes That Will Make You Smile part 2

I have a crush on my dentist – he always leaves me breathless.

My dentist told me I need a crown, and I’m already practicing my royal wave.

I’ll never stop a dentist from talking – they’re the only ones who can keep my mouth shut.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I couldn’t handle all the root canals, so I became a stand-up comedian instead.

Why did the dentist become a firefighter? He wanted to save smiles from going up in smoke.

I bought a toothpaste that guarantees to make me feel like a celebrity – my dentist starts the countdown as soon as I open my mouth.

I went to the dentist after eating garlic and onions – I wanted to give them a challenge.

I’ve mastered the art of talking with a filled mouth – it’s the dental version of ventriloquism.

Visiting the dentist feels like going to a family reunion – the drills and fillings are like meeting long-lost relatives.

Why did the dentist become a chef? He wanted to make every meal a mouth-watering experience.

I don’t skip dental appointments, I just like to give my dentist a little bit of suspense.

I went to the dentist and he told me I have a sweet tooth – I told him, ‘No, I have sweet teeth!’

Why did the dentist become a carpenter? He had a knack for building toothsome smiles.

I told the dentist I didn’t brush my teeth like I should – he said, ‘That’s tooth bad!’

I started flossing every day because I heard it’s possible to get a Grammy for Best Oral Hygiene.

Why did the dentist become a taxi driver? He wanted to give everyone a tooth-er ride.

My dentist has a captivating smile – I wonder if it’s because she knows all our secrets.

I eat so much candy that my dentist has given me a frequent flyer card to his office.

I brush my teeth until they’re so clean they could audition for a toothpaste commercial.

Why was the toothbrush arrested? It was caught leaving the scene of the plaque.

I asked my dentist if his favorite movie is ‘Jaws’ – he said, ‘No, it’s ‘Tooth Fairy”!

You don’t have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep – or the ones you want the dentist to keep.

Why did the toothpaste go to the dentist? It needed a good filling.

When my dentist tells me to open wide, I can’t help but think that he’s secretly auditioning me for a Broadway show.

I tried to tell a dentist joke, but it got lost in translation – I guess it wasn’t too en-dent-ertaining.

Why did the dentist become a musician? He wanted to floss-trate his musical talents.

I floss more often than I change my socks – I hope my dentist appreciates proper oral hygiene.

Smile, it’s the only curve that’s set in stone – or dental fillings.

Why did the dentist become a juggler? He wanted to perfect the art of pulling teeth from thin air.

I have so many toothbrushes that I’m considering opening a dental supply store.

I went to the dentist and he told me I need to cut down on my sugar – I said, ‘No problem, I’ll start eating more chocolate bars made with artificial sweeteners.’

Why did the dentist become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to fill a room with laughter.