Funny Disney Quotes

I’m not a princess, I’m a queen in training. – Moana

Hakuna Matata, it means no worries! – Timon, The Lion King

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. – Edna Mode, The Incredibles

Oh, bother. – Winnie the Pooh

Just keep swimming. – Dory, Finding Nemo

To infinity and beyond! – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. – Walt Disney

You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. – Christopher Robin, Winnie the Pooh

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all. – Thumper, Bambi

Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. – Lilo, Lilo & Stitch

Life is a journey. It has its ups and downs, but it’s a beautiful ride. – Ellie, Up

Some people are worth melting for. – Olaf, Frozen

Oh, I’m not a real frog. I was cursed by a wicked witch. – Tiana, The Princess and the Frog

You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head… But I’ll tell you a secret… all the best people are. – Alice, Alice in Wonderland

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. – Mulan

Adventure is out there! – Ellie, Up

It’s not until you lose everything that you can truly appreciate everything. – Belle, Beauty and the Beast

Funny Disney Quotes part 2

If you can dream it, you can do it. – Walt Disney

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake. – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid

Life’s not a spectator sport. If watchin’ is all you’re gonna do, then you’re gonna watch your life go by without ya. – Laverne, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I’m surrounded by idiots. – Scar, The Lion King

Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours. – Olaf, Frozen

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. – Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. – Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. – Narrator, Beauty and the Beast

But I warn ya, I’m one tough customer. – Hades, Hercules

All it takes is faith and trust. – Peter Pan, Peter Pan

You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. – Gusteau, Ratatouille

Always let your conscience be your guide. – The Blue Fairy, Pinocchio

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. – Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead. – Gusteau, Ratatouille

Love is a song that never ends. – Bambi

All you need is faith, trust, and a little pixie dust. – Peter Pan, Peter Pan

I’m surrounded by idiots. What does that say about me? – Scar, The Lion King

Today is a good day to try. – Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

You’re only a fool if you give up and don’t believe in yourself. – Rafiki, The Lion King

The very things that hold you down are going to lift you up. – Timothy Mouse, Dumbo

Believe you can, then you will. – Mulan

A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference. – Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all. – Thumper, Bambi

Even miracles take a little time. – Fairy Godmother, Cinderella

Always let your conscience be your guide. – The Blue Fairy, Pinocchio

To laugh at yourself is to love yourself. – Mickey Mouse

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. – Franklin D. Roosevelt, Disneyland dedication plaque

I am not a prize to be won. – Jasmine, Aladdin