Funny Encouraging Quotes

Life is not a sprint, it’s a marathon. Unless you’re being chased by a killer clown, then it’s definitely a sprint!

Remember, you’re not a mess. You’re a collection of life’s greatest mysteries.

Don’t be afraid to take risks. After all, bacon only becomes delicious when it takes a leap of faith in the frying pan!

You’re older today than yesterday, but younger than you’ll be tomorrow. So enjoy the present, because it’s the youngest you’ll ever be!

If someone tells you that you’re weird, just remember that normal is a setting on a washing machine.

Do what you love, and if that doesn’t work, try screaming into a pillow. It’s surprisingly therapeutic!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when it gives you sour grapes, make sangria!

The key to happiness is to keep your expectations low and your chocolate supply high.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. And if someone messes with you, throw them into a fruit salad!

Remember, you’re not fully dressed until you’re wearing a smile!

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I may not be a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect…by adding pizza!

Sometimes you have to create your own sunshine. Or just buy a really big lamp!

Funny Encouraging Quotes part 2

You’re not clumsy, the floor just hates you. Keep moving forward anyway!

If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

Who needs a superhero when you can be your own hero? Capes are so last season!

When in doubt, dance it out! Just make sure you close the curtains first.

Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity.

This too shall pass. But until it does, let’s order pizza and make fun of everything!

They told me I couldn’t, so I did. Just to annoy them!

Wine not?

If you can’t remember my name, just call me ‘Awesome’ – it’s practically my middle name.

Stop waiting for Friday. Make every day your favorite day!

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult.

Life is like a balloon. If you never let yourself go, you’ll never know how far you can rise!

They say laughter is the best medicine. So, with that in mind, where can I buy some laughter-pills?

Don’t worry about what others think. They don’t do it very often!

Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are!

Life is short, buy the shoes. And the cupcakes. And the unicorn slippers!

If you’re going through hell, keep going. But don’t forget to take ice cream breaks!

If procrastination was a sport, I’d probably be the world champion. But only if they held the games tomorrow.

Believe in yourself, because the rest of us think you’re pretty awesome too!

You’re not weird, you’re just a limited edition!

Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle. Unless they’re offering to give you glitter. Then it’s fine.

Remember, ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’. Coincidence? I think not!

You have to be odd to be number one. Embrace your inner oddity and conquer the world!

If you stumble, make it part of the dance. Bonus points if you do the dance in your pajamas!

Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn. And sometimes you just need to laugh it off and eat some ice cream!

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes. After all, pencils have erasers for a reason!

Good things come to those who hustle. And those who bring donuts to the office!

Life is tough, my darling, but so are you. Now go out there and slay!

You’re never too old to have a happy childhood. Embrace your inner child and go play with some Legos!

The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you’ve come. And to check if anyone is running after you with a giant spider!