Funny Grad Quotes – An Entertaining Collection of Hilarious Graduation Sayings

I did it! I survived four years of lectures, exams, and cafeteria food.

Now that I have a degree, I’ll finally have some knowledge to back up my endless arguments.

My diploma is basically a receipt for a very expensive piece of paper.

Goodbye, school. Hello, adulting. Please be gentle.

From all-nighters to all-accomplishers. We made it, class of 2021!

I graduated summa cum lazy.

I may have graduated, but I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet.

Congrats to us for successfully turning caffeine into a degree.

My cap and gown make me feel like a wizard. Now I just need a job spell.

Cheers to the end of syllabi and the beginning of life’s mysteries.

I thought I would feel smarter after graduating. Turns out, it’s still just me.

From college dropout to college graduate – my mom is in shock.

Just because I have a degree doesn’t mean I have my life together, but at least I fool more people now.

I made it to graduation without tripping on my own ego. It was touch and go there for a while.

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing what the teacher said.

Life is like a final exam – there are no retakes.

I’m not saying college was a breeze, but my debt collector might.

I spent four years studying for a piece of paper, but at least it’s a fancy piece of paper.

I’m officially licensed to adult. Let’s hope they don’t catch on to my imposter syndrome.

Funny Grad Quotes – An Entertaining Collection of Hilarious Graduation Sayings part 2

Behold, the beautiful marriage of caffeine and deadlines – my college experience.

I finally have a degree – now I can disappoint my parents with a well-paying job.

I’d love to stay and chat, but I have a job interview in five minutes. Thanks, college!

Dear student loans, I’m ready to negotiate.

College taught me that it’s okay to cry in the library.

Don’t worry if you don’t have a plan after graduation – Google wasn’t built in a day.

Graduation day is the day I get to stop worrying about finals and start worrying about real-life decisions.

College: where the only thing more stressful than group projects is finding a parking spot.

I became an expert at procrastinating, but somehow managed to graduate on time. Life skills, am I right?

I’d like to thank my alarm clock for always waking me up 10 minutes before class.

I’m not just getting a diploma – my parents are getting their basement back.

Graduation is the only time it’s acceptable to throw a hat in the air and not be a jerk about it.

I’m prepared for whatever life throws at me, as long as it’s not a pop quiz.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a degree, now what should I do?

I spent four years learning about the real world, and now I’m terrified of it.

College taught me that ‘group project’ is a code word for ‘one person does all the work’.

I’m officially no longer a student, but I reserve the right to blame all my mistakes on ‘senior moments’.

I may have graduated, but I still can’t parallel park. Some things you just can’t learn in school.

They say the best years of our lives are in college. That’s cool, I wasn’t planning on peaking anyway.

Graduating college is like finally unlocking the ‘adulting’ achievement on a video game.

They told me college would be the best time of my life. I think I’m still waiting for that part.

For those who doubted me: I didn’t just graduate; I strived in ‘caffeineology’.

I’m trading all-nighters for ‘early bird’ specials. Adulthood, here I come!

Remember, you don’t have to outrun the bear – just your fellow graduates.

I didn’t choose the grad life, the grad life chose me.

Graduation: when we turn the page from cramming for exams to cramming for life.