Funny Gym Quotes – Adding Laughter to Your Workout Routine

I may not be able to lift heavy weights, but I can lift your spirits with my hilarious gym stories!

Gym time: the only place where ‘I can’t’ becomes ‘I can’t even.’

I don’t always do cardio, but when I do, I check the time every five minutes.

Dear treadmill, it’s not me, it’s you. Sincerely, every gym-goer.

My trainer told me to ‘just do it,’ so I went home and took a nap.

Remember, the only six-pack I’m aiming for is the one in my fridge.

I’m not saying I hate the gym, but I definitely prefer Netflix and a bag of chips.

Gym membership: the most expensive subscription to never use.

You know you’ve had a good workout when your face turns as red as a tomato and you sound like a dying walrus.

Don’t worry if you can’t do a push-up. Pizza is always there to support you!

I don’t sweat, I sparkly a little.

The gym is my happy place because where else can you spend hours with strangers who pretend they’re not staring at you?

I hate leg day so much that I sometimes consider it a funny way to take the stairs.

Abs are great, but have you tried eating a cheeseburger instead?

I love doing squats. Just kidding, I meant reading through funny gym quotes while sitting on my couch.

I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I take a selfie to prove that I did.

Gym time is my therapy session, where I can unleash my inner comedian and my inner sweat monster.

Funny Gym Quotes – Adding Laughter to Your Workout Routine part 2

Being fit is all fun and games until you see a spider crawling on the treadmill.

I workout because I know that one day, I will be pizza’s secret lover.

Fitness tip: if you can’t laugh at yourself, I will happily laugh at you in the gym mirror.

I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. I love it when it’s closed.

My exercise routine consists of running late to the gym and lifting excuses.

I’m not short, I’m just more aerodynamic for the treadmill.

Gym etiquette rule #1: don’t make eye contact while sharing the water fountain, it’s just awkward.

I should probably bring a blanket to the gym because I’m always doing ab-solutely nothing.

Gym life is all about balance: balancing my workout and balancing a donut on my dumbbell.

I go to the gym because it’s the only place where I can blame my red face on exercise instead of embarrassment.

They say never skip leg day, but I argue that skipping to the fridge for food is a workout too.

The hardest part of the gym is not the exercise; it’s trying to find a parking spot.

At the gym, I’m a mix of Dwight Schrute and Chandler Bing. I’m serious and sarcastic at the same time.

I joined a gym to get fit, but ended up getting fitter… at avoiding going to the gym.

The gym is my playground, and the weights are my toys. It’s like being a kid, except with less energy and more sore muscles.

I don’t count calories; I’d rather count the days until cheat day.

If my gym playlist doesn’t consist of ‘Eye of the Tiger’ and ‘Push It,’ am I even working out?

I tried doing yoga, but I realized that twisting my body into a pretzel is better suited for a snack, rather than a workout.

If someone asks if I even lift, I like to respond with ‘only pizza and heavy sarcasm.’

They say you should listen to your body, so mine is telling me to go home and watch Netflix instead.

I may not have a six-pack, but I can party like I do. Who needs abs when you have a sense of humor?

My exercise routine is based on the idea that running late and taking the stairs counts as cardio.

The key to a successful workout is to take a funny gym quote with you, so you can laugh at it and forget you’re even exercising.

I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure to avoid any mirrors.

Arnold Schwarzenegger may have said ‘I’ll be back,’ but at the gym, I’m more like ‘I’ll be on the couch with chips.’

My workout clothes are just a costume to pretend that I’m actually going to the gym.

I can do a million burpees. Just kidding, I can barely do one without collapsing.

The gym is where the magic happens – the magic of finding creative ways to avoid exercising.