Funny Halloween Quotes
I’m so scary on Halloween that even ghosts cross the street to avoid me.
I put the ‘laughter’ in ‘slaughter’ this Halloween.
Why do witches never feel bad about lying? Because they’re always casting spells!
Halloween tip: if someone asks if you’re a monster, say ‘boo, y’all!’
On Halloween, I dress up as myself. It’s terrifying!
I’m not a vampire, I just have a deep appreciation for neck accessories.
I’m too cute to spook on Halloween, so I’ll just go for treats instead.
My favorite Halloween activity is eating candy. It’s just so sweet it’s scary!
Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a ‘boo-‘tiful time!
If you’ve got it, haunt it!
Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up as a totally different girl, and nobody will judge her.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
I never believed in monsters until I met my alarm clock on Monday mornings.
Halloween is the perfect time to embrace your inner witch and fly on your own broomstick.
Who needs a prince charming when you can have a wickedly funny witch?
The only thing scary about Halloween is realizing how much candy I can eat in one night!
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat… please!
Halloween is the one night a year when you can have your cake and eat it with a side of candy corn.
Funny Halloween Quotes part 2
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Halloween is the perfect excuse to wear a sheet over your head and go ‘woooooo!
I’m too cute to be scary, so I’ll just be frighteningly adorable instead.
If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you. Sorry, it’s the survival of the fittest!
Halloween is a unique experience where it’s socially acceptable to put a fake spider in someone’s coffee.
Remember, if zombies chase you, make sure you trip your friend and not me. That’s what friends are for!
Witches don’t have bad hair days, they have ‘spellbinding’ hair days.
Halloween tip: never skip leg day, especially when being chased by zombies!
I don’t need a costume for Halloween – I’m already a masterpiece!
Having a Halloween birthday is great because it’s the one day a year where being creepy is rewarded!
I’m so excited for Halloween, I’m practically glowing… wait, that might just be my vampire costume.
Being normal is vastly overrated. Embrace your inner weirdo this Halloween!
Halloween is the only time it’s socially acceptable to beg strangers for candy.
I’m not a ghost, I just really like to float through life effortlessly!
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the Halloween party? He didn’t have the guts!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!
Halloween is the one night when you can fit in perfectly by being completely out of the ordinary.
Halloween is the perfect opportunity to let your inner ghoul shine!
I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m afraid of running out of Halloween candy!
Why did the mummy go to therapy? He needed to unwind!
Halloween is the one night when you can be anything you want, from a superhero to a slice of pizza!
What did the witch say to the vampire at the Halloween party? Fangs for the memories!
I don’t need a broomstick to fly, just give me a slice of pumpkin pie!
I’m so good at Halloween that I scare myself!
If you’ve got it, haunt it!
Halloween is all about embracing your inner child and eating candy until you have a sugar coma!
Witch better have my candy!