Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
Age is just a number, but wrinkles are the real give away. Happy birthday!
You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to being the crazy cat lady.
Don’t worry about getting gifts, just be grateful that your friends remembered your birthday!
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have, the harder it is to breathe.
Happy birthday! May your cake be as sweet as you and your life as bright as your candles.
You’re not old, you’re retro!
I hope your birthday brings you more joy than finding out there’s no line at the grocery store.
You should be proud of your age. You survived another year of my terrible jokes!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a word, and should never be taken too seriously… unlike wrinkles!
They say the older you get, the wiser you become. I guess you’re the exception.
Happy birthday to someone who is forever young at heart… and maybe slightly immature in the mind.
Here’s to another year of questionable life choices and very little adulting. Happy birthday!
You’re not old, you’re a classic!
Birthdays are like cheese, they get smellier with age.
Happy birthday! May your social media be flooded with countless awkward photos from your past.
Age is just a number, and wrinkles are just the universe adding more details to your fabulous face!
Happy birthday! May your day be as exciting as finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes part 2
Don’t be sad about getting older. It’s a privilege denied to many.
They say the older you get, the harder it is to lose weight. So, enjoy that cake guilt-free!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with good friends, good laughs, and good cake.
You’re not old, you’re vintage!
Birthdays are like shoes, they get more comfortable with every year.
They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body!
Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine cheese…with a hint of stinkiness.
Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re getting closer to being that crazy old cat lady everyone loves!
Happy birthday! May your social media be filled with awkward throwback photos and birthday wishes from people you barely know.
You’re not old, you’re ripe!
Birthdays are like wine – the more you have, the more you’ll take your clothes off.
Happy birthday to someone who has it all – except for hair.
Don’t worry about your age, just think of it as being born in the year of one’s choice.
You’re not old, you’re a limited edition!
Birthdays are like belly buttons, everyone has one and some are just a little more noticeable.
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with so much laughter that you snort like a pig.
You’re not old, you’re ancient wisdom!
They say age is just a number…a really, really big number in your case.
Happy birthday to someone who has aged like a fine wine…and by that, I mean they’re now worth a lot more.
You’re not old, you’re seasoned!
Birthdays are like tacos – the more you have, the messier it gets.
Happy birthday! May your day be as exciting as finding a bathroom when you really need one.
You’re not old, you’re a classic like a vintage car!
Age is just a number, but wrinkles are the roads that lead to experiences.
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, cake, and shameless dancing.
You’re not old, you’re ancient wisdom trapped in a young soul.
Birthdays are like cookies – the more you have, the better life gets.
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and a whole lot of cake.