Funny High School Graduation Quotes

Goodbye, high school. Hello, the rest of my life!

I graduated high school, but I still haven’t graduated from using my phone in class.

High school may be over, but my awkward phase will live on forever.

Sorry, Mom and Dad, but this is the last time you can tell me what to do!

Thank you, high school, for turning me into a master procrastinator.

High school graduation: the one time when you can throw your cap in the air without getting in trouble.

I may have learned calculus, but I still can’t figure out how to adult.

High school was like a rollercoaster – terrifying, exhilarating, and over way too quickly.

Here’s to the end of all-nighters and finally getting some sleep!

I survived high school, so now I’m ready to take on the real world… or at least get a summer job.

High school may be over, but my obsession with pizza will continue.

I graduated high school, and now I have a diploma to prove that I survived.

Thank you, high school teachers, for molding me into an expert at avoiding homework.

I may not remember all the equations I learned in high school, but I’ll never forget the friendships I made.

High school: where the drama was Shakespearean and the lunch was questionable.

High school graduation is like crossing the finish line of a marathon… except with fewer sweat stains.

Goodbye, cafeteria food. I won’t miss you, but I’ll always remember you.

Funny High School Graduation Quotes part 2

They say high school is the best time of your life. Let’s hope they’re wrong!

Time flies, but my love for napping remains eternal.

High school taught me many things, but remembering my locker combination wasn’t one of them.

I may be graduating high school, but my love for late-night snacks will never fade.

I survived endless group projects, so I feel confident I can handle anything.

High school may be over, but I’m still trying to figure out how to adult without Google’s help.

High school graduation: the final episode of the longest running sitcom in my life.

I may not have been the coolest kid in high school, but at least I never lost my sense of humor.

Goodbye, forever having to ask permission for bathroom breaks!

I may be done with high school, but I’ll always be a student of life’s lessons.

I survived high school, so I’m confident I can survive any family gathering.

High school graduation is like reaching the final level of a video game… without needing cheat codes.

I may have graduated high school, but I’ll always cherish the memories of sneaking snacks into class.

High school taught me the importance of being on time… except for when it was time to turn in assignments.

They say high school is the best four years of your life. Six years later, I’m still waiting for the fun to start.

High school: where I learned everything I know, except for how to do my taxes.

I’m officially a high school graduate, which means I’m qualified to say, ‘I don’t know’ in a more sophisticated way.

So long, high school. It’s been real… but it hasn’t always been fun.

High school graduation: the moment when you realize that adults don’t actually have it all figured out.

I may have walked across that graduation stage, but I’ll always be a kid at heart.

High school may be over, but I’ll always remember the excitement of passing notes in class.

Goodbye, high school. Hello, adulthood. Or at least, pretending to be an adult.

High school graduation: the beginning of a great adventure or the start of a really long nap.

They say the best years of your life are in high school. That must mean the rest is just a bonus!

I graduated high school, and now I can finally answer ‘maybe’ when someone asks me about my future plans.

High school taught me the art of faking confidence… and the importance of coffee.

I may have graduated high school, but I’ll always miss long summer breaks and short quizzes.

High school graduation: the moment when you realize that not all heroes wear capes… sometimes they wear sweatpants.