Funny Holiday Quotes to Brighten up the Workplace

Work hard during the day so you can enjoy your holiday punch at night!

Remember, the best gift you can give your coworkers is a good laugh!

May your work holiday party be filled with laughter and awkward dance moves!

Work smarter, not harder, so you can enjoy longer holidays!

The only thing worse than a bad holiday sweater is a bad work attitude!

Keep calm and jingle on! It’s the holidays, after all!

Why did Santa go to work? Because he needed elf-employment!

Work like Santa, but party like one of the reindeer!

Work tip: If you can’t avoid being on the naughty list, at least bring good snacks!

The real magic of the holidays is somehow escaping work without getting caught!

Holiday work parties are the perfect opportunity to practice your awkward small talk skills!

Work hard, play harder – that’s the holiday spirit!

Why did the ornament go to work? It wanted to improve its tree-mendous skills!

Remember, the only thing more fragile than a Christmas ornament is our motivation around the holidays!

Work tip: When in doubt, just wear tinsel – it makes everything more festive!

Holiday work meetings are like fruitcake – nobody really wants them, but we endure them anyways!

Work advice: Just like wrapping presents, sometimes things may seem messy, but they always end up coming together!

The holiday season is like a snowstorm – it brings a temporary work freeze and a lot of sweet treats!

Funny Holiday Quotes to Brighten up the Workplace part 2

Dress code for the holidays: Be merry and dress as festively as possible!

Work hard, nap harder – the true meaning of holiday productivity!

Why did the snowman love going to work? Because it gave him the chance to chill out!

Remember, the holidays are like a good joke – they’re meant to be shared with your coworkers!

Spread holiday cheer at work by randomly singing carols during meetings!

Work tip: Be the reason your coworkers crack up, not just crackpot holiday stories!

Why did the gingerbread man go to work? He needed the dough for holiday cookies!

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder where the work went from afar!

The holidays are the perfect time to embrace your inner Clark Griswold and decorate the office like there’s no tomorrow!

A good work-life balance during the holidays means eating all the holiday treats at your desk!

Holiday work emails are like Christmas ornaments – you never know which one will shatter your peace!

Work parties are like reindeer games – they’re more fun if you don’t take yourself too seriously!

Remember, the best way to spread Christmas cheer is to make your coworkers groan with holiday puns!

Work tip: Add a touch of magic to your holiday work routine with the power of hot cocoa breaks!

Why did Santa start a side hustle? He needed some elf-esteem!

Holiday work stress? Just remember, wine and good company make the best holiday decorations!

May your work deadlines be as flexible as a snowflake in a snow globe this holiday season!

Work, laugh, repeat – that’s the holiday work mantra!

Why did Santa take up painting? He was tired of wrapping presents – he wanted to make art ‘sleigh’ instead!

Work smart, not hard – the holidays are all about finding shortcuts to get home faster!

Stay sharp at work during the holidays, but swap pencils for candy canes!

Why did Santa get a promotion? He had a ‘sleigh’ impeccable work record!

The holiday season is like a marathon – pace yourself at work so you can sprint towards holiday cheer!

Work advice: If your boss is like a Grinch, remember that even the Grinch can’t resist a well-decorated office!

Why did the Christmas tree go to work? It wanted to branch out with some new ideas!

Holiday work goals: Make your coworkers laugh, and then gift them with some epic holiday sweaters!

Work like it’s the day before holidays – with a mix of excitement, panic, and an eagerness to get it all done!