Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes
Age is just a number…and yours is definitely unlisted!
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
They say life begins at 40…but in your case, it’s still definitely on snooze mode!
You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic!
Birthdays are like cheese, they get better with age!
Age is not important unless you’re cheese or wine!
You’re not over the hill, you’re just climbing the mountain of awesomeness!
Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your treats today!
Birthdays are nature’s way of saying, ‘Eat more cake!’
Who needs cake when you can have eternal youth and a forever youthful spirit?
Birthdays are like boomerangs, they always come back!
Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles, count the memories!
Just remember, don’t let your age determine your behavior… unless it’s in your favor!
Age is a high price to pay for maturity!
It’s your birthday! Celebrate like a boss, even if you’re the boss!
They say laughter is the best medicine, so here’s a big dose of birthday laughter for you!
Happy birthday! Don’t worry, the gray hair is just your wisdom highlighting itself!
Eat, drink, and be happy—it’s your special day after all!
Another year older, another year wiser…unless you’re me!
Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes part 2
Happy birthday to someone who refuses to act their age!
Age is not important, unless you’re a cheese. Or wine. Definitely wine!
Celebrate your birthday with reckless abandon…after all, you’re only as old as you feel!
Happy birthday! May your day be as fabulous as you are…which is pretty dang fabulous!
Don’t let anyone tell you that aging is a bad thing… they’re just jealous they’re not as awesome as you!
It’s your birthday—shake your cake like no one’s watching!
Happy birthday! Remember, the more candles, the bigger the wish!
Keep calm and birthday on!
Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really big one!
Birthdays are like unicorns—they’re magical and they never seem to stop coming!
Who cares about age when you have cake and presents?
Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not old, you’re just a classic!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
Happy birthday! May your day be sweeter than cake and filled with laughter!
Another year older means another year of fabulousness!
Wishing you a birthday filled with happy surprises…and zero calories in your cake!
You’re not getting older, you’re just leveling up!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really funny one!
Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still young at heart…and slightly older elsewhere!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Happy birthday! Proving to everyone that age isn’t a limit, it’s an opportunity!
Remember, age is like underwear… it’s better when it’s not visible!
You’re not 45, you’re just 18 with 27 years of experience!
Happy birthday! Another year older and wiser, yet we’re still the same crazy kids at heart!
Age is irrelevant…unless you’re a bottle of wine or a block of cheese!