Funny Love Quotes for Her

Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Love is being stupid together.

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

Love is in the air, but so is laughter, and that’s way more fun.

You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything.

I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts.

You’re not just my love, you’re my favorite weirdo.

Love is like a box of chocolates, unpredictable and sometimes filled with nuts.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, and then I remember that I put up with you too.

My love for you is like a never-ending pun; it may annoy others, but it makes me smile every time.

You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile like an idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, love is basic, and so are you.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, let’s make funny faces and laugh together.

If love is a crime, handcuff me and throw away the key.

You’re not just my sunshine; you’re my whole sky full of rainbows and unicorns.

If love were a fart, I’d hold it in for you.

I love you to the moon and back, even though your snoring sometimes keeps me awake.

You’re like a Google search; I can’t imagine my life without you.

Funny Love Quotes for Her part 2

Love is like a selfie; sometimes you just have to delete and start over.

You stole my heart, but I’ll forgive you because you look cute with it.

Love is like dancing; even if you step on each other’s toes, it’s still a heck of a lot of fun.

I love you like a squirrel loves hoarding nuts for the winter.

You’re the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and drool on my pillow.

I love you so much that I would literally fight a bear for you. Well, maybe a small bear.

You’re the cheese to my nachos, the jelly to my toast, and the sauce to my pasta.

I love you more than I love chocolate, and that’s saying something.

You’re my favorite pain in the butt.

Love is like coffee; it’s hot, addictive, and makes mornings better.

You make my heart go boom boom like a firework, and I can’t help but smile.

Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably just gas.

I love you like a penguin loves sliding down icy slopes.

You’re not just my significant other; you’re my significant weirdo.

Love is like a bicycle; it’s more fun when you share it with someone.

You’re the reason why my cheeks hurt from smiling all the time.

Love is like a good joke; it’s better when you share it with someone special.

I love you more than a dog loves fetching a ball.

You’re the peanut butter to my jellyfish, and that’s some rare combo.

Love is like a pizza; it’s cheesy, satisfying, and sometimes leaves a mess.

You’re not just my love; you’re the reason I believe in fairytales.

Our love is like a funny GIF; it keeps looping, and I never want it to stop.

Love is like a roller coaster; it has its ups and downs, and it makes me scream in excitement.

You’re the opposite of Monday mornings; you always bring a smile to my face.

I love you more than a mermaid loves chasing seashells.

You’re the reason I never want to grow up, because being silly with you is the best thing ever.