Funny Motivation Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Don’t be a potato couch, be a couch-tato!

You’ve got this! And if you don’t, well, at least you have snacks.

Your dreams don’t work unless you do, but coffee helps.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

I can’t adult today, but that’s okay because I can still order pizza.

Procrastination is like a credit card, it’s fun until you get the bill.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door and add a ‘Welcome’ mat for good measure.

Success is not the key to happiness, but having a good sense of humor definitely helps.

Don’t worry, you don’t need to have all the answers. Sometimes, making it up as you go along is just as fun.

Life is too short to be taken seriously. And the same goes for your to-do list.

Remember, the Titanic was built by professionals, but Noah’s Ark was built by amateurs.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.

Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you. Except maybe your sibling when they want to annoy you.

Failure is just a temporary detour on the road to success. And sometimes, it’s a pretty amusing detour.

Don’t be afraid to take risks. After all, who wants to be sitting in a rocking chair at 95, saying, ‘I wish I had done more dumb stuff’?

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Don’t limit your challenges. Challenge your limits, and maybe throw in a dance-off for good measure.

Pro tip: If at first, you don’t succeed, order pizza and try again.

Bad days happen, but they make for great stories. Just remember to sprinkle some humor on top.

Believe you can, and you’re halfway there. Believe your pet tiger can fly, and you’re just getting started.

The road to success is paved with hard work and a lot of rerouting when Google Maps leads you astray.

Coffee: because adulting without a caffeinated beverage is just plain scary.

Brush off the haters, because you’re too busy dancing like nobody’s watching, even when they definitely are.

Wake up and smell the bacon! Unless you’re a vegetarian, then just wake up and smell the pancakes.

Sometimes, all you need is a little splash of color and a lot of caffeine to conquer the day.

Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot!

Success is 10% inspiration, 20% perspiration, and 70% stubbornness. And maybe 5% laughter to keep it interesting.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. And then install a security camera, just in case it’s a package thief.

Don’t be afraid of failure. Be afraid of not wearing pants during a Zoom call.

Are you a coffee bean? Because you grind through the day and make everything better.

Never stop learning, because life never stops testing your knowledge like a surprise pop quiz.

Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded there. But watch out for traffic congestion. It can be quite ironic.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how on earth you did it.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it’s the courage to continue that counts. And maybe a little bit of chocolate.

They say laughter is the best medicine. So, does that mean I can skip my morning multivitamin if I watch a funny movie instead?

Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction, and find time for naps in between.

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. And maybe add a plot twist or two for entertainment.

Life doesn’t have a remote control. Get up and change it yourself. But first, grab some popcorn. Because who doesn’t enjoy healthy snacks?

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And maybe sing a little motivational song while you’re at it.

Believe you can, and you’re halfway there. Believe you can also touch your nose with your tongue, and you’re halfway to being a party trick pro.

In the middle of every difficulty lies an opportunity. And a decent amount of chocolate, because it helps.

Don’t be afraid to give up the good and go for the great. Unless we’re talking about pizza. Because good pizza is always great.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is just that little ‘extra’. And a dash of glitter, if you’re feeling fancy.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. And also those who can make the perfect playlist for every occasion.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect. Or at least Instagram-worthy.