Funny Motivational Quotes – Finding Laughter in Inspiration

The only way to do great work is to have fun while doing it.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

Don’t count the days, make the days count.

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Nobody ever drowned in sweat.

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

The road to success is always under construction.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Success is not in what you have, but who you are.

A little progress each day adds up to big results.

Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission.

Funny Motivational Quotes – Finding Laughter in Inspiration part 2

I’m not a procrastinator, I’m simply on motivation vacation.

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.

Do what you love and the money will follow. Just don’t forget to pay your bills in the meantime.

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.

Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.

The first step is to admit you have a problem, but don’t worry, you can always deny it later.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

When nothing goes right, go left.

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. Pizza is what keeps you happy.

The grass may be greener on the other side, but at least you don’t have to mow it.

If at first, you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t for you.

I can’t decide if I need a hug, a large coffee, or three days of sleep.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a secret mission to test gravity.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Teamwork, fueling the procrastination since forever.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams, and also have a job that actually pays the bills.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The only thing that stands between a person and what they want in life is the will to try it and the dedication to learn from the mistakes.