Funny mug sayings

I may be coffee, but I’ve got tea-rrific personality!

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

Tea: the hug in a mug.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.

World’s okayest coffee drinker.

Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.

I donut care, just give me my coffee.

Life is better with coffee and a sense of humor.

I drink coffee for your protection.

Caffeine: the most important meal of the day.

Coffee: the reason Mondays exist.

Coffee: because adulting without it is just sleeping.

Coffee and kindness: the perfect brew.

Coffee: because mornings are for fresh starts and fresh brews.

Coffee: the magical elixir that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning!’

Coffee: the love language of the tired and overworked.

Coffee is the answer, I don’t remember the question.

Coffee: the fuel for creative minds and sleepy souls.

Coffee: the church of the morning ritual.

Coffee: the original social network.

Coffee: the reason I wake up with a smile (and caffeine jitters).

I like my coffee like I like my mornings: bold and full of possibilities.

Coffee: the only thing better than a nap.

Coffee: the perfect excuse to take a break and enjoy life.

Caffeine: the legal way to alter reality.

Drink coffee and do good.

Coffee: the ultimate accessory for a well-rested look.

Funny mug sayings part 2

Warning: coffee may cause extreme productivity and excessive smiling.

Coffee: the original multitasker.

Coffee: the secret to my success (and survival).

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

Coffee: the reason I have my life together…kind of.

Coffee: my warm and cozy morning therapy session.

Coffee: the nectar of the bold and brilliant.

Coffee: because Mondays are twice as hard without it.

Coffee: the ultimate morning pick-me-up.

Coffee: the reason I wake up with hope and caffeine withdrawals.

Coffee: the silent partner who gets me through the day.

Coffee: the lifeline for the sleep-deprived and under-caffeinated.

Coffee: the secret ingredient in my recipe for success.

Coffee: the best accessory for surviving the daily grind.

Coffee: the answer to the question, ‘But first, what?’

Coffee: the reason I have a smile on my face and a twitch in my eye.

Coffee: my motivation to be productive before I hit snooze.

Coffee: the ultimate excuse for a coffee break.

Coffee: the reason I can adult (and stay sane).

Coffee: the one thing that surpasses my love for sleep.

Coffee: my liquid courage for tackling the unknown.

Coffee: the superhero saving the world one sip at a time.

Coffee: the daily reminder that life is better buzzed.