Funny Quotes That Celebrate the Power of Teamwork
Teamwork makes the dream work, but snacks make it worth it.
In a team, everyone gets to blame the intern.
Teamwork: when silent judgment becomes a team activity.
A team that eats together stays together, until the food runs out.
Teamwork is the key to success, or at least spreading the blame.
Teamwork: where you can blame others for things you messed up too.
A team that sings together, wins together… at karaoke.
Teamwork: when everyone pretends to work so no one gets caught.
In a team, someone is always the ‘idea had it first’ person.
Teamwork: where you can always find someone to distract the boss.
A team without a sense of humor is like a meeting without coffee.
Teamwork is the art of blaming others for your own mistakes.
Teamwork: where the loudest person usually gets their way.
In a team, the only time everyone agrees is when they’re complaining.
Teamwork: when you pretend to listen and someone actually says something useful.
A team that laughs together, stays together… until someone farts.
Teamwork is the secret ingredient to make even the worst ideas seem slightly better.
Teamwork: where you figure out who’s the smart one and who makes the coffee.
In a team, there’s always that one person who thinks they’re the team leader.
Teamwork: where you learn the true meaning of ‘I’m too old for this.’
Funny Quotes That Celebrate the Power of Teamwork part 2
A team that can make fun of each other without taking offense has truly achieved greatness.
Teamwork is realizing that your friends make better coworkers than actual coworkers.
Teamwork: when you give someone a false sense of accomplishment by stealing their idea.
In a team, there’s always that one person who takes ‘team building’ way too seriously.
Teamwork: where you can accidentally share more personal information than you intended.
A team that can laugh together during a crisis is either highly skilled or completely delusional.
Teamwork is the magic that turns coffee into work.
Teamwork: where you can delegate your own responsibilities to someone else.
In a team, the real MVP is whoever makes the best office playlist.
Teamwork: where you bond over mutual complaints about the printer.
Teamwork is the art of passive-aggressively including everyone in your mistakes.
Teamwork: where ‘being on the same page’ means blaming the intern for misplaced pages.
In a team, there’s always that one person who takes hour-long bathroom breaks.
Teamwork: where ‘getting organized’ means finding someone else to do it for you.
Teamwork is realizing that sometimes quiet brainstorming sessions are actually just napping.
Teamwork: where you can let someone else take the fall for the missing office supplies.
In a team, the real bonding happens during office happy hours.
Teamwork: where procrastination becomes a group activity.
Teamwork is pretending to listen while secretly scrolling through social media.
Teamwork: where everyone expects you to read their minds but can’t remember to refill the coffee pot.
In a team, there’s always that one person with an unhealthy obsession with office supplies.
Teamwork: where you become an expert in group eye-rolls and sarcastic nods.
Teamwork is having someone to share all the office gossip with.
Teamwork: where the office microwave is the true heart of the team.
In a team, there’s always that one person who consistently ‘forgets’ to bring their lunch.