Funny Quotes That Celebrate the Power of Teamwork

Teamwork makes the dream work, but snacks make it worth it.

In a team, everyone gets to blame the intern.

Teamwork: when silent judgment becomes a team activity.

A team that eats together stays together, until the food runs out.

Teamwork is the key to success, or at least spreading the blame.

Teamwork: where you can blame others for things you messed up too.

A team that sings together, wins together… at karaoke.

Teamwork: when everyone pretends to work so no one gets caught.

In a team, someone is always the ‘idea had it first’ person.

Teamwork: where you can always find someone to distract the boss.

A team without a sense of humor is like a meeting without coffee.

Teamwork is the art of blaming others for your own mistakes.

Teamwork: where the loudest person usually gets their way.

In a team, the only time everyone agrees is when they’re complaining.

Teamwork: when you pretend to listen and someone actually says something useful.

A team that laughs together, stays together… until someone farts.

Teamwork is the secret ingredient to make even the worst ideas seem slightly better.

Teamwork: where you figure out who’s the smart one and who makes the coffee.

In a team, there’s always that one person who thinks they’re the team leader.

Teamwork: where you learn the true meaning of ‘I’m too old for this.’

Funny Quotes That Celebrate the Power of Teamwork part 2

A team that can make fun of each other without taking offense has truly achieved greatness.

Teamwork is realizing that your friends make better coworkers than actual coworkers.

Teamwork: when you give someone a false sense of accomplishment by stealing their idea.

In a team, there’s always that one person who takes ‘team building’ way too seriously.

Teamwork: where you can accidentally share more personal information than you intended.

A team that can laugh together during a crisis is either highly skilled or completely delusional.

Teamwork is the magic that turns coffee into work.

Teamwork: where you can delegate your own responsibilities to someone else.

In a team, the real MVP is whoever makes the best office playlist.

Teamwork: where you bond over mutual complaints about the printer.

Teamwork is the art of passive-aggressively including everyone in your mistakes.

Teamwork: where ‘being on the same page’ means blaming the intern for misplaced pages.

In a team, there’s always that one person who takes hour-long bathroom breaks.

Teamwork: where ‘getting organized’ means finding someone else to do it for you.

Teamwork is realizing that sometimes quiet brainstorming sessions are actually just napping.

Teamwork: where you can let someone else take the fall for the missing office supplies.

In a team, the real bonding happens during office happy hours.

Teamwork: where procrastination becomes a group activity.

Teamwork is pretending to listen while secretly scrolling through social media.

Teamwork: where everyone expects you to read their minds but can’t remember to refill the coffee pot.

In a team, there’s always that one person with an unhealthy obsession with office supplies.

Teamwork: where you become an expert in group eye-rolls and sarcastic nods.

Teamwork is having someone to share all the office gossip with.

Teamwork: where the office microwave is the true heart of the team.

In a team, there’s always that one person who consistently ‘forgets’ to bring their lunch.