Funny Religious Quotes
Why did the scarecrow become a religious leader? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She started hugging me!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I used to be a baker by trade, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
I saw a sign at the church that said ‘The end is near.’ I thought, well, it’s about time they finish that construction project!
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness instead!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I saw a sign at the church that said ‘Get closer to God, one step at a time.’ So, I took an escalator!
I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist!
Why did the Buddhist get kicked out of the party? Because he couldn’t keep his zen-timents to himself!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
Funny Religious Quotes part 2
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, but she hugged me instead!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, but she just rolled her eyes at me. Guess she still needs to work on her yoga!
I asked the Lord for a bike, but I know he doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!
Why did Moses go to the doctor? To get his tablets checked!
I have a split personality. Said Tom, being frank!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
I once had a teacher who had amnesia. He forgot about our homework!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She started hugging me!
Why did the scarecrow become a religious leader? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I saw a sign at the church that said ‘Get closer to God, one step at a time.’ So, I took an escalator!
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line!
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness instead!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I saw a sign at the church that said ‘The end is near.’ I thought, well, it’s about time they finish that construction project!
Why did the Buddhist get kicked out of the party? Because he couldn’t keep his zen-timents to himself!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist!
Why did Moses go to the doctor? To get his tablets checked!
I have a split personality. Said Tom, being frank!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
I once had a teacher who had amnesia. He forgot about our homework!
I asked the Lord for a bike, but I know he doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness!
My prayers are like laundry: sometimes they go in one ear and out the other.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead!
Why did the ghost go to church? He wanted some boooooost!
I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a car and asked for forgiveness instead!