Funny Sleep Quotes Images

I love sleep so much, I could marry it.

Sleep is my secret weapon for being awesome.

Who needs caffeine when you have a pillow?

Sleep: the only time when being horizontal is socially acceptable.

I don’t snore, I dream I’m a chainsaw.

If sleep were an Olympic sport, I would definitely win gold.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on sleep mode.

Sleeping is my cardio.

I have a love-hate relationship with my alarm clock. It loves to wake me up, and I hate it for it.

Coffee: because sleep is for the weak… or so they say.

I don’t need an alarm clock, my dreams wake me up.

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I’m not a morning person. I’m not an afternoon person. I’m not an evening person. I’m a pillow person.

I don’t need beauty sleep. I need my beauty rest.

I don’t need a prince to wake me up. I need a pillow to hug.

Sleep: the best form of escapism.

I’m like Sleeping Beauty, except my prince never shows up because sleeping is my true love.

Sleeping is my superpower.

I don’t dream of success, I sleep for it.

Sleeping is my happy place. Don’t disturb my happiness.

I don’t need a vacation. I need a month-long nap.

I’m not lazy. I’m just dreaming of a better reality.

Sleep is my therapy. Every morning I wake up refreshed and ready to tackle my problems… until the caffeine wears off.

Funny Sleep Quotes Images part 2

The best dreams happen when you’re asleep.

I’m powered by dreams and powered down by alarm clocks.

I don’t always snore, but when I do, it sounds like a chainsaw.

Sleep is the only time I can truly multitask: I can dream and sleep at the same time!

I can resist anything except a cozy bed.

Sleep: the only activity where two’s a party and three’s a crowd.

I’m addicted to sleep. Withdrawal symptoms include grumpiness and a strong craving for more sleep.

My bed is my happy place. It’s where I store my dreams and snooze my worries away.

I’ve mastered the art of sleeping without actually sleeping.

Sleep is my best friend. We hang out every night and he never lets me down.

I’m not a morning person. I’m not an evening person. I’m not even a person until I’ve had my coffee.

I like to sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.

I have a love-hate relationship with my pillow. It loves me and I hate to leave it every morning.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about sleep, I would have enough money to pay for a good night’s sleep.

I don’t need makeup, I need more sleep.

Sleep is my favorite sport. I always win gold.

Sleep: the best invention since sliced bread.

I don’t need an alarm clock. My dreams wake me up with a gentle nudge.

I may not have it all together, but my pillow and I do.

I’m like Sleeping Beauty, except I’m still waiting for my prince to show up… and it’s been 100 years.

I don’t need a genie. I just need a perfect pillow and 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

I don’t need a gym membership. Sleep is my daily workout routine.

Sleep is my happy place. It’s where dreams become reality… until the alarm clock ruins it.

I’m like a superhero while I sleep. I fight off monsters, solve complex problems, and save the world on a nightly basis.

I’m not antisocial. I’m just dreaming of a world with more pillows and less people.

I don’t need a vacation. I need a 24-hour sleep marathon.

Sleep is the ultimate beauty treatment. It’s like botox for the soul.