Funny Summer Quotes

Summer: the season where you can finally wear your ice cream as a fashion accessory.

Summer: when your ice cream melts faster than your motivation to exercise.

I have a summer body: it’s called my regular body with a slight sunburn.

Summer is just a polite way of saying ‘It’s too hot to be a functioning human.’

The only six-pack I have this summer is a pack of ice-cold beers.

A summer tan fades, but an embarrassing sunburn memory lasts forever.

Summer is the time where ‘doing nothing’ is an actual plan.

Who needs a beach body when you can have a beach snack body?

Summer: the time of year when people pretend to be outdoorsy while secretly craving air conditioning.

I have a love-hate relationship with summer: love the vacation, hate the heat.

Summer: the season of sunburnt noses and melted ice cream dreams.

I’m sorry, I can’t come to work today. I’m trapped in a summer state of mind.

Summer is like a Friday night: everyone’s happy, and everything feels possible.

Summer is the time where your hair gets lighter, and your wallet gets lighter too.

The best kind of sleep is a poolside nap under the warm summer sun.

I’m not a hot mess; I’m just embracing the summer vibes.

My favorite summer activity is imagining all the naps I could be taking.

My passport is ready for summer adventures and poolside cocktails.

Funny Summer Quotes part 2

Summer: the time of year when my body is either craving an ice cream or cooling off in a pool.

The beach is calling, and I must go…to take cute Instagram pictures.

Summer is the perfect excuse to rock those shades and pretend you’re a celeb on a secret getaway.

Goodbye, winter chunkiness. Hello, summer cuteness (in theory).

Summer is like a good friend: always there to lift your spirits and make you sweat.

I tried to lose weight for summer but realized I’d rather lose three pounds of clothing instead.

Summer fashion rule: if you can’t find your swimsuit cover-up, just throw on a towel and call it a day.

Summer is the time when I fully embrace my true identity as a popsicle addict.

Summer: the time when ‘pants’ become a dirty word.

My beach body is ready. My bank account, not so much.

Summer: the season where every smell is a mixture of coconut sunscreen and BBQ.

Summer is like a romance novel: it starts off hot and intense but usually ends in a sweaty mess.

The only commitment I’m making this summer is to my Instagram aesthetic.

Summer: the time of year where you can roast marshmallows without judgment (or a campfire).

The best way to avoid getting a summer body is to just never leave your air-conditioned house.

Summer is just winter on a doorstep vacation.

I’m not antisocial; I just prefer summer activities that don’t involve leaving my house.

Summer: the time when my electric bill is higher than my productivity.

Dear summer, please be gentle; I’m fragile and prone to sweating.

Summer is all fun and games until you realize your ice cream cone is dripping faster than you can lick it.

I don’t need a summer fling; I have a lifelong relationship with my air conditioner.

Summer is like a box of chocolates: you never know what kind of sunburn you’re going to get.

Who needs a beach body when you can have a beach reads and snacks body instead?

Summer: the season where I spend more time applying sunscreen than actually sunbathing.

I love summer workouts: lifting ice cream cones and running towards the sound of the ice cream truck.

Summer is when it’s socially acceptable to eat ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Summer: the time when vacations are planned, but the wifi connection is still the highest priority.