Funny Turning 30 Quotes for a Woman

Turning 30 is like finally unlocking the Adulting Achievement – with a lot more laugh lines.

You know you’re 30 when you’d rather stay in and watch Netflix, than go out and party like it’s 1999.

Turning 30 means I’m officially a vintage model – with a few scratches and a lot of character.

At 30, I’ve come to realize that the only exercise I get is running late for work.

They say the 30s are the new 20s. If that’s true, can I get a refund on all the adult responsibilities?

I’ve decided that life at 30 is all about embracing your inner ‘hot mess’ and finding humor in everyday chaos.

Being 30 means you can still rock a tutu, but with a lot more grace and a little less shame.

I used to have abs – now I just have flabs. Gotta love turning 30!

My skincare routine at 30 consists of wine, chocolate, and a good laugh. So far, so good.

At 30, I’ve mastered the art of pretending to have my life together – even when I accidentally wear my shirt inside out.

I may be 30, but I still feel like a kid at heart – just with a few more bills to pay.

Turning 30 is like being upgraded from a millennial to a responsible adult. Where’s the fun in that?

I’ve reached the age where I can no longer survive on ramen alone. It’s a sad day, really.

They say age is just a number, but at 30, it’s a number that comes with a wine pairing.

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At 30, I’ve realized that my metabolism is no longer ‘fast’ – it’s more like ‘on a coffee break’. Cheers to that!

Turning 30 means embracing your inner fashionista – it’s all about yoga pants and messy buns.

I used to dream about meeting the man of my dreams by

Now, I dream about not tripping over my own feet.

They say life begins at

Well, I guess that means I’m still in the prequel.

At 30, I’ve come to embrace my ‘I woke up like this’ look – bed head and all.

I may be 30, but I still haven’t received my adulting handbook. Is it lost in the mail?

They say laughter is the best medicine. Good thing I turned 30, because my sense of humor is in its prime.

Turns out ’30 is the new 20′ really means ’30 is the new 20 pounds I gained in the last decade.’

At 30, I’ve learned that life is too short to wear uncomfortable shoes. Give me my sneakers and let’s go!

They say age is just a number. Well, I must have been assigned an additional 10 digits at birth.

At 30, I’ve realized Monday blues aren’t just reserved for Mondays – they’re a lifestyle.

I used to have a bucket list. Now, I have a ‘screw it’ list – because life is too short for regrets.

Turning 30 means it’s finally acceptable to eat cake for breakfast. It’s called ‘self-care’.

They say 30 is the new

Does that mean I can still ask my mom to do my laundry?

At 30, I’ve realized that life is too short to wear uncomfortable underwear – it’s all about granny panties now.

They say 30 is the new

So, does that mean I can start collecting cats and yarn now?

Turning 30 means finally understanding why adults always seemed so exhausted. It’s like a secret club no one tells you about.

At 30, I still haven’t figured out how to fold a fitted sheet. I guess some skills are meant to remain a mystery.

They say 30 is the perfect age – you’re old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it anyway.

You know you’re 30 when you start saying ‘back in my day’ and it actually means something.

At 30, I’ve discovered that wrinkles are just reminders of a life well-lived – and a lot of laughter.

Turning 30 is like finally understanding why our parents always asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up.

They say 30 is the age when you start to realize your parents were right about everything. Can I get a refund on my teenage rebellion?

At 30, I’ve learned that life is too short to wear uncomfortable shoes – high heels be damned!

They say 30 is the new

That’s great, but can someone tell my hangovers that?

Turning 30 means ordering a glass of wine and being completely unapologetic about it. Cheers to that!

At 30, I’ve realized that my metabolism doesn’t just slow down – it goes on vacation and forgets to come back.

They say age is just a number. Well, at 30, I’m starting to think it’s more like a math problem I’ll never solve.

Turning 30 means finally accepting that hangovers last longer than the actual night out.

At 30, I’ve learned that yoga isn’t just a workout – it’s a way of life, because touching your toes is a real accomplishment.

They say 30 is the new

That’s great, because I’ve always wanted to wear my pajamas to work.

Turning 30 is like discovering a new level in a video game, except there’s no cheat code for wrinkles.

At 30, I’ve realized that ‘saving for a rainy day’ really means ‘compromising on a waterproof mascara’.

They say 30 is the age when you start to appreciate the little things in life. Like naps – glorious naps.

Turning 30 means my idea of a wild night is staying up past 10 p.m. God help us all.

At 30, I’ve come to embrace my inner grandma – complete with a love for comfy cardigans and early bedtimes.