Funny Valentines Quotes – Spread Love and Laughter on Valentine’s Day

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is sweet, just like you!

Love is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you just want to bite into every piece!

My love for you is like a Friday night, endless and filled with laughter!

Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I need to buy more chocolate for myself!

Love is blind, but it’s also quite hilarious!

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it, as long as you promise to make me laugh every day!

I love you more than pizza…which is saying a lot!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a vegetable, you’d definitely be a cute-cumber!

I fell in love with you because of your smile, but I stayed for your sense of humor!

Who needs a Valentine when I have a great sense of humor to keep me entertained?

I love you like a squirrel loves acorns…kind of nutty but absolutely adorable!

I don’t need a special day to show you my love, but I do need one to show you my hilarious side!

Love makes us do crazy things, like trying to find the perfect Valentine’s Day card for hours.

My love for you is as big as Jim Carrey’s collection of funny faces!

Valentine’s Day is the perfect excuse to eat all the chocolates and blame it on love!

I don’t need flowers or chocolates for Valentine’s Day, just a good joke and your laughter!

You complete me like the last slice of pizza completes a delightful meal!

Funny Valentines Quotes – Spread Love and Laughter on Valentine’s Day part 2

They say laughter is the best medicine, so let’s overdose on love and laughter this Valentine’s Day!

My love for you is like a fart, it may not be romantic, but it sure is funny!

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together on Valentine’s Day, laughing our hearts out!

I love you more than a squirrel loves hoarding nuts…and that’s a lot!

Valentine’s Day is not just for lovers, it’s also an opportunity to tell your friends how awesome they are…and make them laugh!

Love is patient, love is kind, but sometimes love trips over its own feet and falls flat on its face!

I love you like a kid loves bubble wrap…always ready to pop with laughter!

True love is not about being romantic all the time, it’s also about being able to laugh at each other’s silly jokes!

I don’t need a fancy dinner on Valentine’s Day, just a good comedy show and your infectious laughter!

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably not worth it. But when it’s the right one, oh boy!

You are like a breath of fresh air in my life, filling it with laughter and joy on Valentine’s Day and every day!

I love you more than Sheldon loves his spot on the couch!

I love you more than a cat loves knocking things off the table!

Love is like a good joke, it never gets old and always brings a smile to your face!

Sure, love is important, but have you ever tried watching a funny movie and laughing uncontrollably together on Valentine’s Day?

I’d choose laughter over flowers any day, because laughter is the gift that keeps on giving!

I love you more than Chandler loves sarcasm!

If laughter is contagious, then our love must be an epidemic!

You and I are like two puzzle pieces, always fitting perfectly together, especially when we’re laughing!

Roses are red, violets are blue, our love is funny, and that’s why I love you!

I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail!

Valentine’s Day is not just about romance, it’s also about enjoying the funny moments with the one you love!

You make my heart race…not because I’m in love, but because you’re always playing pranks on me!

I love you like a kid loves a whoopee cushion…always ready to burst into laughter!

Forget roses, I give you my cheesy jokes as a symbol of my love on Valentine’s Day!

The only bouquet I want on Valentine’s Day is one made of funny compliments!

I love you more than a comedian loves a standing ovation!

Valentine’s Day is just another excuse for us to laugh together, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!