Funny Winter Quotes to Brighten Your Day
Winter is nature’s way of telling us it’s okay to stay in bed all day.
Winter is the only time of year when wearing sweatpants in public is considered acceptable.
Winter is a great excuse to have hot chocolate every day.
I’m not a snowflake, but I can definitely appreciate the beauty of a snowflake.
Winter is the season when the electricity bill goes up and the motivation to go outside goes down.
I like my winters how I like my coffee: cold and filled with holiday cheer.
In winter, I become a professional blanket burrito maker.
Winter is the time of year when all I want for Christmas is a warm fireplace and a good book.
Snowflakes are just nature’s way of saying, ‘Hey, I’m awesome at geometry!’
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
If winter had a theme song, it would be ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ on repeat.
I never thought I’d be jealous of a snowman, but at least he gets to wear a scarf all winter.
Winter is the only time of year when wearing five layers of clothing is considered fashionable.
During winter, I’m like a snowflake: I may seem delicate, but I can still cause a lot of chaos.
Winter is the season that tests your skills at dodging snowballs and avoiding icy patches.
Snowmen are like carrots: they may be cold, but they always know how to bring a smile to your face.
Winter is the time of year when you can wear a Santa hat without anyone questioning your style choices.
Funny Winter Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2
The only thing better than a snow day is a snow day with hot chocolate and marshmallows.
Winter is the season when you understand why bears hibernate.
In winter, my fashion sense goes from ‘cool and trendy’ to ‘warm and cozy.’
Winter is the only time of year when gaining a few winter pounds is actually encouraged.
Snowflakes are just little pieces of heaven falling from the sky.
In winter, I’m as sleek and graceful as a penguin on ice.
Winter is the season when the only marathon I’m interested in is a Netflix marathon.
If you can’t be on a tropical island, the next best thing is a warm blanket and a good movie.
Winter is the time of year when the fireplace becomes the most popular spot in the house.
Snowball fights are just winter’s way of keeping us young at heart.
Winter is the season when the thermostat wars begin.
I only have one New Year’s resolution: Survive the winter.
In winter, I’m like a human ice cube: cold, slippery, and always in danger of melting.
I’d rather be shoveling snow than dealing with some snowflake drama.
Winter is the only time of year when you can pretend you’re a polar bear and take a plunge into an icy lake.
Snow is like a giant white blanket that Mother Nature spreads over the world.
In winter, I’m like a human marshmallow: soft, fluffy, and ready to be roasted by a warm fire.
Winter is the season when my favorite activity is staring out the window and watching the snow fall.
Snow days are like unexpected gifts from the weather gods.
In winter, I’m like a penguin: awkward on land but graceful in the snow.
Winter is the only time of year when you can leave the house looking like a yeti and nobody bats an eye.
Snowflakes are just nature’s way of reminding us that no two things are exactly alike.
In winter, I’m like a bear: I just want to eat, sleep, and repeat.
Winter is the season when the only thing blue and icy is the toilet water in the morning.
I may not like the cold, but I can definitely appreciate the beauty of a snow-covered landscape.
Winter is the time of year when being cozy takes priority over being productive.
Snowball fights are the perfect way to settle any disagreements, especially when no one can aim straight.
In winter, I’m like a snowflake: unique, delicate, and prone to melting under pressure.
Winter is the season when the phrase ‘Baby, it’s cold outside’ becomes the most relatable thing ever.
Snow may be cold, but it’s also a great excuse for cuddling up with someone you love.
In winter, I’m like a snowstorm: I may be a bit chaotic, but I always leave a beautiful mess behind.
Winter is the only time of year when running out of hot chocolate becomes a national emergency.
I may be freezing my butt off, but at least I have an excuse to wear cute winter accessories.