Hey I’m Grump, I’m not so Grump!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Just do it!
I do not like it when Barry puts dicks on the screen!
I have a PhD in Game Grumps!
How do I eat this? Do I put it in my mouth?
I’m gonna pre!
It’s like being in a room with a chimp and a throwing star.
Do you know what happens when you punch a duck in the face? It dies.
It’s not a game anymore, it’s a sport!
Eating fried chicken, getting fat, playing video games.
I just looked up and I’m like, ‘Why are we talking about a kid with pubes?’
I’m gonna kill you in front of your mother.
I can’t help myself, I’m too good at video games!
I’m so mad I could karate chop a nightmare!
Sometimes you gotta go backwards to go forwards!
You know what? My body is ready.
Never give up, never surrender!
I beat it all by myself, because I’m a winner!
Next time on Game Grumps, we’ll be better than we are now!
I can’t go back to not having googly eyes on everything!
I think my penis just escaped into my body.
I feel like I’m gonna barf everywhere!
You know what they say, birds of a feather, fuck together.
One, two, three, everybody poops!
I have a strange feeling, like this is the worst idea ever.
Gotta go fast! Gotta go Sonic fast!
Do you think fairy godmothers give good head?
I’m like a pufferfish eating cornflakes!
You know, when Santa dies, you have to become Santa.
I’ve always wanted to be inside Dan!
The idea of getting laid en terrifies me!
I am the king of squirrels!
I don’t know if it’s a good thing that we’re talking about puking so much.
I’m bad at games, but I’m good at talking shit!
I drew a dickbutt on a $100 bill!
So many dicks, so little time!
My secret ingredient is love.
Let’s play another game, and by game I mean make out.
I’m a sex turd and there’s nothing you can do about it!
I’m like a fart in the wind, I just dissipated.
I wanna apologize to everyone that I love and I have ever loved.
I’m so close to ripping my own face off!
I’m like a magician in bed, the rabbit is always disappointing.
If you don’t like our show, go fuck yourself!
I’m ready to pound that pus.
I beat this game with my penis!
Washing machine, set to sexy.
That’s what blowjobs feel like!
Game Grumps, where we bring the first 10% of a game to you!
I am a god of not being able to see into the future!
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