Life is like a box of Dimensional Rips, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Remember, trust no one…except Grunkle Stan.
If life gives you lemons, sell them and buy yourself a lifetime supply of Mystery Shack merchandise.
I’ve got 99 problems, but a gnome ain’t one.
In this crazy world, only one thing is certain – cash is king.
Hindsight is 20/20, but I prefer a good ol’ crystal ball.
Don’t let the mysteries of the universe bring you down, let them give you a pizzazz makeover.
Don’t underestimate the power of a well-placed pun, kid.
The key to success is equal parts luck, charm, and a 50% off sale.
If you can dream it, you can sell it for a hefty profit.
Who needs a map when you’ve got a sixth sense for tourist wallets?
Sometimes the only way to truly relax is to count your stacks of cash, one by one.
It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you. And trust me, they are.
The best way to survive is to never let anyone know what you’re up to. Especially the government.
When in doubt, trust a man with a fez. They know things.
The universe works in mysterious ways, but I’m here to decode its secrets… for a price.
If you’re gonna be a con artist, might as well be the best damn con artist.
The secret to immortality? Just live your life surrounded by enough cash to pay off the reaper.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can buy a fancy mansion with a moat of gold.
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room in the Mystery Shack.
The secret to great storytelling is 90% exaggeration and 10% magic tricks.
Don’t trust anyone who claims to have all the answers… except me, of course.
Everyone wants a slice of the pie, but I’ve got the whole damn bakery.
The key to happiness is a successful get-rich-quick scheme. Trust me, I’ve tried them all.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze their juice into a potion and sell it as a miracle cure.
Money may not buy love, but it can certainly rent it for a weekend.
There’s something fishy about this town, and it ain’t just the wax figures in the museum.
If you’re gonna be weird, be confident about it. Weirdness sells.
The only thing scarier than the supernatural is the IRS. Trust me on this one.
Why worry about the apocalypse when you can sell souvenir t-shirts about it?
Trust is like a contract – it’s only valid until someone finds a loophole.
You know you’ve made it in life when you have a mini-fridge full of sodas next to your bed.
Don’t underestimate the power of a good disguise and a fake accent. It’s saved my hide more times than I can count.
The key to being cool is owning a Hawaiian shirt in every color of the rainbow.
In times of crisis, the best thing to do is to distract everyone with a catchy jingle for your latest sale.
Why solve a mystery when you can sell it as a highly profitable DVD box set?
In a world full of lies and illusions, the only thing you can trust is a well-crafted money-making scheme.
Remember, the truth is out there…and it’s for sale in limited edition copies.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into a cup and sell lemonade for a 500% markup.
The key to a successful business is to always wear the fanciest hat in the room.
Never trust a talking pig. They’re just jealous of our human intellect.
If you’re gonna talk to the dead, make sure they pay you in advance.
Life is like a floating eyeball – you never know where it’s gonna roll next.
The secret to true happiness? A lifetime supply of cheese puffs and a good hiding spot for hoarded treasures.
If you’re feeling down, just remember that a pocket full of possum teeth brings good fortune.
The key to success is to embrace your weirdness and charge extra for it.
In a world full of secrets, it’s better to be the one holding all the keys to the locked doors.
Don’t judge a book by its cover, unless it’s a rare edition worth millions. Then judge away.
The secret to survival? Always carry a spare pair of handcuffs and a smoke bomb.
The mysteries of the universe are like discounted merchandise – they’re only worth it if you know how to sell them.
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