Hilarious Quotes from Friends
I’m grateful for my friends, because without them, I’d have to do everything myself. And that sounds exhausting!
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves, but they’re also the ones who know all our embarrassing secrets!
Friendship is like a recipe: a pinch of laughter, a dash of craziness, and a whole lot of love.
True friends don’t judge you, they join you in your weirdness!
If you can’t laugh at yourself, your friends will do it for you!
Friends are the people who stick by you even when you say ‘How about we go skydiving?’ at 3 in the morning!
A good friend will help you move, a great friend will help you move a dead body.
Friends are like snowflakes: once you pee on them, they disappear!
Friends are the ones who know all your flaws, but still choose to hang around and laugh at them.
True friends are like diamonds – precious, rare, and a little bit crazy!
Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone!
Friends are like stars – you may not always see them, but you know they’re always there, making you look back and say, ‘Remember that time…’
Friends are the ones who help you create memories, even if it involves making fools of ourselves!
A true friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you’re not in the mood to smile.
Friends are like pizza: even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good!
Hilarious Quotes from Friends part 2
A best friend is someone who knows all your secrets and still likes you!
A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good dancer even if you’re just flailing your arms like a maniac.
Friends are the ones who know how to make your ugly cry a little less ugly.
Friends are the ones who can turn a regular night out into an epic adventure!
A true friend is someone who says, ‘I got your back!’ and then drives away in a convertible.
Friends are like snowflakes – beautiful, unique, and sometimes a little bit flaky.
Friendship is the only ship that doesn’t sink, even if there’s a lot of questionable dance moves involved.
Friendship is like a bank account: you have to keep depositing laughter and kindness to keep it from going bankrupt.
A true friend is someone who can make even the most boring tasks feel like an adventure!
Friends are the ones who laugh at your jokes, even if they’re not funny. That’s true loyalty right there!
Friendship is like a good bra – supportive, comfortable, and it holds everything together!
Friends are the ones who know all your embarrassing moments, but never judge… at least not out loud.
True friends are the ones who know all your passwords but never use them, unless it involves ordering pizza.
A friend is someone who knows all your quirks and still chooses to hang out with you!
Friends are the ones who turn a rainy day into a spontaneous dance party!
A true friend is someone who knows your playlist and still loves you!
Friends are the ones who know exactly how to make you laugh, whether it’s through a terrible pun or a perfectly timed meme.
Friendship is the weird connection that happens when two souls say, ‘I get you, let’s be weird together!’
True friends are like unicorns – magical, hard to find, and they always make life more colorful!
Friends are the ones who can make an awkward situation even more awkward, just by being themselves!
A true friend is someone who will lend you their Netflix password without hesitation!
Friends are like snow – beautiful, but if you’re not careful, they can also cause a lot of trouble!
Friendship is the secret ingredient that makes life’s adventures taste even sweeter!
True friends are like balloons – always uplifting, full of hot air, and they make any occasion more fun!
Friends are the ones who can turn a boring photo into a viral sensation!
A good friend will bring you chocolate when you’re sad, but a true friend will eat it with you!
Friends are the ones who embrace your weirdness, even if it means dancing like a maniac in public!
A true friend is someone who can make you laugh so hard that soda comes out of your nose!
Friendship is the glue that holds your sanity together when life gets a little bit crazy!