Hilarious Valentine Quotes to Lighten Up Your Day

Love is in the air… and it smells suspiciously like chocolate!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you – especially with dessert.

Being single on Valentine’s Day just means you have more money to spend on chocolate.

Love may be blind, but it sure knows how to find a good pizza joint.

They say love is blind, but clearly they’ve never tried finding a parking spot on Valentine’s Day.

Relationship status: Made breakfast for two – ate both.

Love is like a box of chocolates… it’s hard to resist finishing it all in one sitting.

Who needs a Valentine when you can have a bottle of wine instead?

Valentine’s Day: the perfect excuse to eat all the candy you want and blame it on love.

Relationship status: In a love triangle with Netflix and snacks.

Valentine’s Day is like a box of chocolates… empty calories that bring joy and regrets.

If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right… but I wouldn’t mind a slice of pizza either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single and I’m totally okay with that too!

Valentine’s Day motto: Love yourself, because no one can resist a person with self-confidence and a pizza.

Instead of a fancy date, I prefer warm blankets and a good book – the love story of me and relaxation.

You know it’s Valentine’s Day when the gym is deserted and the chocolate aisle is packed.

Hilarious Valentine Quotes to Lighten Up Your Day part 2

Love might be blind, but it sure knows how to find the dessert section in any restaurant.

They say love is a battlefield, but I’ll settle for a peaceful nap on Valentine’s Day.

Relationship status: Committed to eating another bag of potato chips.

On Valentine’s Day, my heart is divided between chocolate and pizza.

Valentine’s Day resolution: Make my love story as epic as a slice of pizza.

Relationship status: In a long-term committed relationship with sarcasm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, face masks and bubble baths are my idea of ‘I love you’.

Who needs a significant other when you can have a significant stack of pancakes?

Relationship status: Emotionally attached to my Netflix account.

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to appreciate how much pizza loves me back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, wine costs less than a date, and it’s always there for you.

If loving pizza is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key – just make sure there’s pizza in the cell.

Valentine’s Day is the one day a year when calories don’t count… or at least, they shouldn’t.

Relationship status: Torn between wanting a date and wanting to eat my weight in chocolate.

Who needs a Valentine’s card when there are memes and pizza?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, but I can eat pizza like nobody’s business.

Valentine’s Day motto: Love yourself enough to order dessert.

Relationship status: 50% searching for love, 50% searching for snacks.

Instead of Valentine’s Day, can we have Pizza Day?

Roses are red, violets are blue, one pizza slice is great, but I want the whole menu.

Valentine’s Day is just another reminder that I definitely don’t need a significant other to enjoy steak.

Relationship status: Emotionally committed to the idea of sleeping in on Valentine’s Day.

Who needs a Valentine when you’re already in a loving relationship with your bed?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if love is a buffet, then I choose you.

Valentine’s Day advice: Love your partner like you love your chocolate – with reckless abandon.

Relationship status: Fully invested in the idea of ordering takeout and binge-watching rom-coms.

Who needs a Valentine when you can have a hot cup of coffee and a good book?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m just here for the pizza – sorry, not sorry.

Valentine’s Day resolution: Accept that love doesn’t have to come in a heart-shaped box – it can come in the form of a heart-shaped pizza.