Yippee ki-yay, motherf****r.
Welcome to the party, pal!
Now, I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a f***ing Christmas tree, a little turkey.
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. Y’ever heard of a Glock 7? It costs more than you make in a month!
Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don’t hesitate.
You’d be surprised what I do for a living.
The circuit is off… the fire’s out… but there’s a little smoke left… and that’s me.
I’m not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, Dwayne.
Glass? Who gives a s*** about glass?
You’re not worried about me misusing my authority, are you?
Why don’t you wake up and smell what you’re shoveling?
I’m Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
Just relax, relax, I’m not gonna hurt you. You’re my guest.
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’.
Sooner or later, I might get to somebody you do care about.
I’m up here, you morons.
You don’t like flying, do you? What gives you that idea?
That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.
You got a lock? Yes. Now we don’t gotta give him the detonators until he gives us our people.
Welcome to the party, pal. I’m on vacation.
I’m starting to get a bad feeling up here.
On your tombstone, it should read ‘Always at the wrong place at the wrong time’.
Flight 114, you’re cleared for landing. Roger, the weather’s fine, time for a walk in the park.
A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
No f***ing sh**, lady. Does it sound like I’m ordering a pizza?
That’s very kind of you, considering you’re gonna be dead in about 90 minutes.
Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
Ladies and gentlemen, due to the Nakatomi corporation’s legacy of greed around the globe, they’re about to be taught a lesson in the real use of power. You will be witnesses.
I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh God, please don’t let me die.
Have you ever killed anyone? Yeah, but they were all bad.
I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Just because I’m carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.
Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
You ask for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I.
What makes you think you can put a price on all this?
Didn’t they tell you I was a cop?!
What’s the matter, terrorists? Feeling unlucky?
You know my f***ing name but you don’t know my problems.
If you’re not a part of the solution, you’re a part of the problem.
Sorry, Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change?
No matter what happens, I will always be with you.
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