Inspirational and humorous work quotes

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And if you can’t love it, learn to tolerate it at least!

Work hard in silence and let your success make all the noise, just make sure it doesn’t sound like a lawnmower.

Success is not the key to happiness. Finding a job with free snacks in the kitchen, that’s the key to happiness!

The harder you work, the luckier you get. Unless you work in a casino, then the opposite might be true!

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. But don’t imagine it for too long, because you’re still on the clock!

Don’t count the days until retirement, make the days count until the next coffee break!

Success is 99% hard work and 1% skill. And secretly, 50% of that hard work is pretending to work when your boss walks by!

If you think nobody cares about your work, try making a mistake and see how many people suddenly appear to care!

To succeed in business, you need the three D’s: dedication, determination, and a good Wi-Fi connection!

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to take the stairs, one step at a time. But don’t worry, we installed an escalator!

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. But make sure you don’t start with Mondays!

Don’t worry about a slow start. Remember, even the turtle finished the race, and it probably took some coffee breaks too!

Inspirational and humorous work quotes part 2

Work smarter, not harder. Unless your boss is watching, then just work.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like work. Or maybe we just need to befriend more fashionable opportunities!

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have at avoiding work!

The road to success is always under construction. So, grab a hard hat and start building your empire!

Success is not in what you have, but in the size of your office chair. Preferably a massage chair!

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself that you have more emails to reply to!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, but until we finish work, we’re not free!

It’s okay to be a glow stick. Sometimes we need to break before we shine, or before we realize our coworker hid all the pens again!

Don’t regret the things you didn’t do at work. Regret the things you did, like eating that expired yogurt in the office fridge.

I’m not saying I hate my job, but if a genie granted me three wishes, the first would be unlimited paid time off!

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. In real life, you’re going to need some coffee first!

Work hard, play hard, and take naps. It’s the secret formula for success, unless your boss is watching.

The best way to predict the future is to create it. And the second best way is to hope someone invents teleportation so you can skip the Monday morning commute!

Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there’s something inside you that’s greater than any task on your to-do list.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire, but please don’t actually set yourself on fire!

Strive not to be a success but rather to be of value. And if you can’t be of value, at least be the one who always brings donuts to the office!

If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking permission. But still, ask for permission to go home early on Fridays!

The harder you work, the luckier you get. Or so I’ve heard. I’m still waiting for the luck to kick in after years of hard work!

Remember, the only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. So, put down the dictionary and get back to work!

Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. Or your sanity. And definitely not your coffee!

Don’t watch the clock. Do what it does. Keep going. But try to do it without making that annoying ticking sound!

Success is not just about making money. It’s also about avoiding your boss’s long, awkward conversations in the hallway!

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. And our overzealous snooze button pressing habits.

The future depends on what you do today. So, if today you decide to take a nap at your desk, the future better have a cozy bed!

The only thing that stands between you and your dream job is the alarm clock. Or maybe the security guard.

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. Instead, let today’s lunch break take up too much of today!

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Unless those shots involve tequila shots during lunch breaks. Then it’s probably best to miss them!

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a room with a mosquito. And then try dealing with that mosquito while giving a PowerPoint presentation!

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard. But if you’re talented at afternoon napping, we’ll need to revise that statement!

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, so make sure it’s not just filling up your inbox!

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. Or those who are too busy searching the office kitchen for leftover pizza!

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. But if you’re lucky, it might also come before Monday mornings!

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. So, make sure there’s a vending machine with your favorite snacks nearby! Remember, these quotes are meant to bring some inspiration and humor to the workplace. Enjoy and embrace the journey of work!