Kid quotes – The Funny and Wise Words of Children

Mom, can I have a unicorn for my birthday? Pretty please?

I’m not just a kid, I’m a superhero in disguise!

Why do grown-ups always say ‘no’ to everything fun?

If cookies were a vegetable, I would eat them every day!

I may be small, but my dreams are big!

When I grow up, I’m going to be a dinosaur!

Mom says I’m her best creation. I guess she forgot about my baby brother.

My teacher says I have a wild imagination, but I think she just doesn’t understand my genius.

If vegetables tasted like ice cream, I would eat them all the time!

Dad, can you fix my broken toy? It’s an emergency!

I tried to clean my room, but it exploded with toys!

I know how to solve world peace. Everyone just needs a giant pillow fight!

Being a kid is tough. I have to go to bed early and eat broccoli.

I don’t want to grow up. I want to stay a kid forever and play all day!

My sister is a princess, but I’m a superhero. We make a great team!

If you believe in unicorns, they become real. Trust me!

Why do adults ask so many questions? Can’t they just play?

I don’t like rainy days. They make my ice cream melt faster.

I may be small, but I have big ideas. Watch out, world!

I don’t need a fairy godmother. I can make my own magic!

Spaghetti is my favorite food because it’s like eating messy worms.

Kid quotes – The Funny and Wise Words of Children part 2

Mom, can we have a pet dinosaur? I promise to clean up after it.

I don’t need a map. I navigate the world with my imagination.

If I could fly like a bird, I would visit every country and eat all the pizza!

Being a kid is like being a superhero in training.

I’m not afraid of monsters under my bed. I have a secret monster spray!

I want to be an artist when I grow up. I’ll paint the world with rainbows!

Can adults have a timeout too? They seem grumpy sometimes.

Mom, guess what? I just invented a new color!

If bedtime was a person, I would defeat it with my super snuggle powers.

I don’t want to be a princess. I want to be a queen who rules the world!

Why do adults say ‘money doesn’t grow on trees’? Just plant a money tree, problem solved!

When I grow up, I’m going to build a robot that does my homework for me.

I’m not naughty, I’m just creatively mischievous.

Why do adults think they know everything? They should ask kids for advice.

Being a kid means having the power to turn a cardboard box into a castle.

I don’t want to be a grown-up. They never have time for playing tea parties.

If hugs were a currency, I would be the richest person in the world!

Mom, can we have a pet dragon? I promise to teach it good manners.

I wish bedtime was optional. I’m not tired, I still have a thousand games to play!

When I’m older, I’m going to invent a rainbow-making machine.

I may be small, but I have a big heart full of love and laughter.

If I had a magic wand, I would make homework disappear with a ‘poof’!

Why do adults say ‘patience is a virtue’? Can’t they see I need my ice cream right now?

I’m not just a kid, I’m a future world-changer!