King of the Hill Quotes – Reliving the Wise and Hilarious Words from the Beloved Animated Series

I tell you what.

That boy ain’t right.

Dang it, Bobby!

I don’t speak Spanish, I speak Texan.

Propane and propane accessories, that’s the key to happiness.

If you don’t like America, why don’t you just get out?

I’m the king of the hill, and the lord of the ring.

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

I’m like a chameleon, constantly blending in and adapting.

You don’t know the power of a good pocket knife.

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

I’ll tell you what, that boy ain’t got a lick of sense.

I’ve got a narrow urethra, I can’t be doing no pee test.

I don’t give a hoot about your fancy French food.

I’m a simple man, I just want my lawn to be green and my grill to be hot.

I’ll tell you what, I’m more Texan than a rattlesnake in a ten-gallon hat.

I may not have book smarts, but I’ve got street smarts.

I don’t need no dang dang computer, I’ve got a pencil and paper.

I ain’t never been one to back down from a challenge.

My wits are sharper than a cactus needle.

I’ve got a taste for the finer things in life, like a juicy hamburger and a cold beer.

I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty, as long as it’s with a good old-fashioned barbecue sauce.

King of the Hill Quotes – Reliving the Wise and Hilarious Words from the Beloved Animated Series part 2

I’m as reliable as a good ol’ pickup truck.

I’m the king of the grill, the master of the spatula.

I’ve got a voice that could melt butter.

I’m not scared of no dang old garden gnome.

I may not have a fancy education, but I’ve got a PhD in common sense.

You can take the boy out of Texas, but you can’t take Texas out of the boy.

I’m the king of the neighborhood, the ruler of my castle.

I’ve got a nose for fresh air and a taste for freedom.

I’m the king of the hill, and I’m here to stay.

I don’t need no fancy gadgets, I’ve got my trusty pocket knife.

I’m like a bald eagle, soaring high above the rest.

I’m the king of the grill, the lord of the fire.

I’m a man of few words, but when I speak, people listen.

I’m like a lone wolf, roaming the wild plains of Texas.

I don’t care what them city folks say, I know the value of hard work.

I’ve got the strength of a thousand stallions.

I’ve got a heart as big as Texas.

I’m the king of the hill, and I reign supreme.

I may not be the smartest man in the room, but I’ve got more heart than all of ’em combined.

I’ve got the soul of a Texan and the spirit of a cowboy.

I’m the king of the grill, the champion of the barbecue.

I’ve got the wisdom of a thousand years.

I may not have all the answers, but I know how to grill a mean steak.

I’m the king of my domain, the ruler of all I survey.

I’ve got the courage of a lion and the strength of an ox.

I’m the king of the hill, the master of my destiny.

I may not be the richest man in the world, but I’ve got riches money can’t buy.

I’m the king of the hill, and I bow to no one. Remember, these quotes are creative and inspired by the show King of the Hill, so use them in a fun and lighthearted manner!