Laugh and Be Inspired – Short Funny Quotes that Brighten Your Day

Live, laugh, love, and eat cake!

Remember, life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

Keep calm and eat chocolate.

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade… then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

Laughter is the best medicine, but if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life!

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Life is like a rollercoaster – full of ups, downs, and lots of screaming!

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I tried to lose weight, but it just kept finding me!

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Age is just a number, in my case, a really big number.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are disgusting!

I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy food out of my hands.

I constantly think about quitting my job and moving to a warmer place. Then I remember that I can’t afford it and stay at my desk.

If nothing goes right, go left.

Laugh and Be Inspired – Short Funny Quotes that Brighten Your Day part 2

The only exercise I do is running late.

Smile, it’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips.

Doing nothing is hard because you never know when you’re done.

I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

I don’t have a bad handwriting. I have my own font!

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

I run on coffee and sarcasm.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad.

I’m in a long-term relationship with my bed. We have a deep connection and endless cuddles.

Diet starts tomorrow. Always.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

Going to bed early is my superpower.

Procrastination is not a problem, it’s a lifestyle!

The best way to get something done is to begin.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

If there’s a will, there are a hundred relatives.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Broken crayons still color.

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.

Don’t worry, be happy, and eat chocolate.

You can’t control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

Life is too short to take seriously. Laugh it out, live it up.

The best things in life are not things, they are moments of joy, laughter, and silliness.