Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Valentines Day Quotes

Valentine’s Day is for love, wine, and keeping our expectations sky-high.

Love is in the air, but so is my sneeze. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you’re my Valentine, you better be true.

Love makes us do crazy things, like buying heart-shaped pizzas on Valentine’s Day.

If love is blind, does that mean Cupid needs glasses?

Valentine’s Day: the perfect opportunity to test your partner’s love for cheesy romantic movies.

I don’t need a Valentine, I need a chocolate factory.

Who needs a Valentine when you can buy yourself a box of chocolates?

My love language on Valentine’s Day is chocolate.

Valentine’s Day is just another excuse to eat heart-shaped candy guilt-free.

Can we skip Valentine’s Day and go straight to discounted chocolate on February 15th?

Valentine’s Day: the only day of the year where being cheesy is socially acceptable.

If love is a battlefield, Valentine’s Day is a truce zone.

Valentine’s Day is like a box of chocolates: you never know which one is going to make you gain five pounds.

I’m only celebrating Valentine’s Day for the discounted candy on February 15th.

If my love for you was a math equation, it would be ‘you + me = hilarious’

Relationship status: currently eating pizza with my dog on Valentine’s Day.

Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Valentines Day Quotes part 2

Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I’m forever alone… with a sense of humor.

All you need is love… and some chocolate… and maybe some wine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this Valentine’s Day, I choose to be single too.

My perfect Valentine’s Day includes nachos and Netflix.

Valentine’s Day: the only day where eating an entire box of chocolates is socially acceptable.

Not a fan of Valentine’s Day? Me neither, let’s be anti-Valentine buddies.

Roses are red, I’m going to bed, because being single on Valentine’s Day is no big dread.

If Valentine’s Day is a love story, then mine is more of a comedy.

Valentine’s Day: a reminder to not take life too seriously and to eat more chocolate.

Every Valentine’s Day, love is in the air… along with chocolate, wine, and regrettable decisions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hope I’m funny enough to be your Valentine too.

Valentine’s Day: the perfect day to wear sweatpants and eat ice cream straight from the tub.

Valentine’s Day is a great excuse to indulge in guilty pleasures, like heart-shaped pizza.

Feeling all the love on Valentine’s Day… from my pet rock.

Life is too short to take Valentine’s Day seriously… unless you’re out of chocolate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m spending Valentine’s Day exactly how I want to.

Valentine’s Day: the annual reminder that I need to up my chocolate consumption.

If Valentine’s Day is for lovers, then I’m celebrating it with my love of pizza.

Valentine’s Day just wouldn’t be complete without a major candy coma.

Valentine’s Day is like a romantic rollercoaster – full of ups, downs, and a little bit of nausea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

Valentine’s Day: the one day a year where chocolate is a perfectly acceptable substitute for love.

If Valentine’s Day were a person, it would definitely be single too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather have wine than a Valentine like you.

When life gives you Valentine’s Day, make heart-shaped pancakes.

Love is in the air… along with a hint of desperation to find a last-minute Valentine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t think of a funny Valentine’s Day quote, but I still love you.

Valentine’s Day: the perfect opportunity to remind your partner that you have a fantastic sense of humor.