Love is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you just end up with a weird filling.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you’re single on Valentine’s, remember I am too!
Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to remind your ex why they’re your ex.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular on Valentine’s Day?
Valentine’s Day is all about love, chocolate, and pretending to enjoy romantic comedies.
If you can’t make someone laugh, you can still make them chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to appreciate all the money you’re saving by being single.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
I’m celebrating Valentine’s Day with my true love: chocolate.
Every day with you feels like Valentine’s Day, minus the expensive gifts and pressure to be romantic.
If love is a drug, then Valentine’s is the biggest dealer.
On Valentine’s Day, love is in the air… along with a lot of commercialism and cheesy ads.
Valentine’s Day is a day to remind us that we’re still single and ready to mingle.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but chocolate works pretty well too.
Valentine’s Day is a great reminder of why our parents warned us about falling in love.
True love is finding someone who understands your weird sense of humor and still wants to be with you on Valentine’s Day.
Valentine’s Day is the one day a year where it’s socially acceptable to eat chocolate for every meal.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather be single than stuck with you.
Valentine’s Day should be renamed as ‘National Chocolate and Wine Day.’
Valentine’s Day is a great reminder that some people can’t even remember your birthday, let alone celebrate love.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather have pizza than a date with you.
Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to show your significant other just how long you can pretend to be interested in their hobbies.
A Valentine’s Day card is just a friendly reminder that your savings account is about to take a hit.
Valentine’s Day is the only day of the year where you can blame everything on cupid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, shopping for Valentine’s gifts is hard, can I just buy something for you?
Valentine’s Day is the day where you realize how many people in your life can’t keep a secret.
Love is like a rollercoaster, exhilarating at first, but you’re usually left feeling sick.
Valentine’s Day is a day for couples and restaurants to finally make some money.
Valentine’s Day is the perfect opportunity to remind yourself why you’re not in a relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m eating chocolates alone, and I’m totally okay with it too.
Valentine’s Day is the one day you can be completely cheesy and get away with it.
Last Valentine’s Day, I gave my heart to someone special, unfortunately, they didn’t return it before the warranty expired.
Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to swipe left or right, depending on how you feel about love.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is exhausting, can someone take me for a brew?
Valentine’s Day is like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of weird filling you’re gonna get.
Love is like a sitcom, it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Valentine’s Day is a great reminder that love is not all about flowers and chocolates, but also about cheesy quotes and terrible puns.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sarcastic, and I love you too.
Valentine’s Day is the perfect day to put on your pajamas and eat ice cream straight from the tub.
Love is like a romantic comedy, a lot of clichés and unlikely scenarios.
Valentine’s Day is a great reminder that being single is way better than being in a bad relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you’re single on Valentine’s Day, remember you can save money too!
Valentine’s Day: the day when single people are reminded that they have the bed all to themselves.
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