Life Quotes That Will Make You Laugh
Life is too short to be taken seriously, so make sure to laugh along the way.
The best things in life are free. But most of the time, you’ll find them in the fridge.
Life is like a rollercoaster – it’s more fun when you scream.
I’m not clumsy, life just surprises me with random gravity checks.
Life is like photography – we develop from the negatives.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into a water gun and shoot people in the eye.
I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode for the rest of my life.
Life is too short to wear boring socks.
The secret to a happy life: a fridge full of chocolate.
I don’t need anger management; I need people to stop pissing me off.
Life is a mix of magic and pasta. Both are best when shared.
Life is too short to be unhappy. So eat the chocolate, buy the shoes, and laugh inappropriately.
Life is like a box of chocolates – never enough, and it’s gone before you know it.
I’m not short; I’m vertically efficient.
Laughter is the best cardio workout for a well-toned life.
Life is full of people showing their true colors. Just make sure yours are in a rainbow.
Life is like a cup of coffee – it’s better with a few laughs and a friend to share it with.
I don’t need a hairstylist; life gives me enough tangles to deal with.
When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
Life Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 2
Don’t take life too seriously; it’s not like you’re going to get out alive anyway.
Life is too short to be sober all the time. Cheers!
Life is like a WiFi signal – it has its ups and downs, but it’s always there when you need it.
I’m not a chef; I’m just an expert at rearranging take-out on a plate.
Life is a constant battle between my love for food and my desire to fit into my pants.
Two most important life lessons: Always be honest, unless you can make a living as a magician.
Life is tough. I recommend getting a manicure to survive it.
The key to a balanced life: a slice of pizza in each hand.
Life is too short for boring conversations. Let’s talk about donuts and unicorns instead!
I don’t make mistakes; I create life lessons for others.
Life is like a kitchen dance party – cook like nobody’s watching.
Never trust a dog to watch your food and a life insurance salesman to watch your wallet.
I don’t need an alarm clock; my life wakes me up every morning with unexpected chaos.
Life is like a selfie – it’s all about finding the right angle.
When life gets tough, remember that the tooth fairy is always just an unpaid bill away.
Life is like a game of chess – you never know when you’ll end up in checkmate.
Life is like a rubber band – it can either hold you together or snap you in the face.
The key to happiness in life: a good sense of humor and an endless supply of chocolate.
Life is too short for plain white bread. Choose the sourdough and add some adventure.
Life is like a GPS – it’s always recalculating when you make a wrong turn.
I don’t need a personal trainer; life gives me enough exercise in exasperation.
Life is a journey, and I’m the one constantly asking for directions.
The best part about life is that it’s not scripted – improvise and enjoy the show.
Life is a constant battle between deciding to nap or to eat. Usually, both wins.
The secret to a happy life: a closet full of shoes and a cat that approves of your choices.
Life is like a sugar rush – enjoy the sweet moments before the inevitable crash.