M’aiq the liar quotes

M’aiq the liar once saw a dragon fighting a giant. It made him thirsty.

M’aiq the liar knows the secret of the universe, but he won’t tell you. It’s a secret.

M’aiq the liar once tried to catch a butterfly with his bare hands. He succeeded.

M’aiq the liar claims to have a pet mudcrab that can juggle swords. Don’t believe him.

M’aiq the liar knows the location of the lost city of Dwemer. It’s underwater. Maybe.

M’aiq the liar once wrestled a bear. The bear lost.

M’aiq the liar knows all the words to every bard’s song. He just chooses not to sing them.

M’aiq the liar once met a talking dog. They had a riveting conversation about cheese.

M’aiq the liar once rode a dragon. It was actually quite comfortable.

M’aiq the liar believes that the moon is made of cheese. He’s waiting for it to fall so he can have a taste.

M’aiq the liar once ate an entire apple pie in one bite. It was delicious… and messy.

M’aiq the liar once convinced a group of bandits to become flower arrangers. They now run a successful florist shop.

M’aiq the liar claims to have discovered a potion that grants eternal youth. He just hasn’t tested it yet.

M’aiq the liar once snuck into the Emperor’s personal chambers… just to take a nap.

M’aiq the liar once fought off an entire army using nothing but a spoon. It was a long and messy battle.

M’aiq the liar quotes part 2

M’aiq the liar once sailed to the edge of the world. He found a tavern and had a drink.

M’aiq the liar can talk to animals, but they rarely have anything interesting to say.

M’aiq the liar once performed a puppet show for an audience of Daedric Princes. They were not amused.

M’aiq the liar once challenged a ghost to a drinking contest. The ghost won.

M’aiq the liar claims to have discovered a hidden treasure. He’s not sure where he buried it.

M’aiq the liar once flew to the sun. It was very hot.

M’aiq the liar knows the true meaning of life, but he won’t tell you. It’s a secret.

M’aiq the liar once painted a portrait of a chicken that was so lifelike, it flew away.

M’aiq the liar once met a talking cat. They had a heated debate about the superiority of cheese over fish.

M’aiq the liar once entered a crypt and found it filled with cheese wheels. He considered it a successful adventure.

M’aiq the liar once climbed a mountain just to see what was on the other side. It was another mountain.

M’aiq the liar believes that the moons are actually giant cheese wheels in the sky. He’s still waiting for a taste.

M’aiq the liar claims to have invented the wheel, but nobody believes him.

M’aiq the liar once caught a leprechaun and made it grant him three wishes. He wished for more cheese.

M’aiq the liar once entered a wizard’s tower and accidentally set it on fire. He blames the cheese.

M’aiq the liar once swam across the entire ocean. He was then promptly eaten by a sea monster.

M’aiq the liar believes that the world is just a dream of a sleeping god. But don’t wake him up, he’s enjoying the dream.

M’aiq the liar once had a staring contest with a mudcrab. It lasted for three days and ended in a draw.

M’aiq the liar once visited the realm of the Daedric Princes. They asked him to leave because he was too unpredictable.

M’aiq the liar once discovered a hidden treasure chest. Inside was a piece of cheese. He considered it a fair trade.

M’aiq the liar once came across a talking sword. It wouldn’t shut up about the virtues of cheese.

M’aiq the liar once climbed to the top of the tallest mountain in Skyrim. He then jumped off and landed in a pile of cheese.

M’aiq the liar claims to have witnessed the birth of the world. He was too busy eating cheese to pay attention.

M’aiq the liar once met a ghost who claimed to be a famous painter. M’aiq asked for a self-portrait, but the ghost refused.

M’aiq the liar believes that the sun is actually a giant ball of cheese. He’s waiting for it to melt so he can have a taste.

M’aiq the liar once challenged a giant to an arm-wrestling match. M’aiq lost, but the giant was impressed by his audacity.

M’aiq the liar once came across a talking goat who claimed to be the wisest animal in existence. M’aiq promptly had a steak dinner.

M’aiq the liar once met a frost troll who was afraid of the cold. M’aiq offered him a warm sweater and they became best friends.

M’aiq the liar believes that the stars in the sky are actually holes in a giant cheese wheel. He’s waiting for the cheese to fall.

M’aiq the liar once traveled to the future and discovered that the world is ruled by talking cheese wheels. He decided it was a good future.

M’aiq the liar once found a magical amulet that granted him the power to make cheese out of thin air. He ate too much cheese and had to sell the amulet.

M’aiq the liar once discovered a hidden cave filled with treasure. It turned out to be a pantry filled with cheese wheels.

M’aiq the liar believes that the secret to happiness is eating cheese every day. He’s a very happy person.

M’aiq the liar once saw a giant eating a mammoth. He asked if he could have some cheese with it.

M’aiq the liar claims to have discovered a spell that turns potions into cheese. He hasn’t quite mastered it yet.