Petty Twitter Quotes

If life gives you lemons, make a petty tweet about it.

Being petty is my cardio.

Nothing brings joy to my day like a good petty Twitter feud.

Petty Twitter, where sarcasm goes to thrive.

I may be petty, but at least I’m entertaining.

Petty is my middle name, Twitter is my game.

The pettier the tweet, the bigger the smirk on my face.

Petty Twitter: where passive-aggressiveness meets a character limit.

Flirting with the line between petty and savage on Twitter since 2009.

Petty tweets are my guilty pleasure and I’m not sorry about it.

Twitter: where you can be petty and still have followers.

Petty Twitter: where every disagreement turns into a full-blown war.

Petty tweets are like vitamins for the soul.

If pettiness was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist.

I can’t help it, being petty is just part of my charm.

Petty Twitter: where screenshots are the ultimate weapon.

Embracing my inner pettiness, one tweet at a time.

Don’t hate the petty, embrace it.

If you can’t handle the pettiness, stay off my Twitter feed.

Petty tweets are my way of adding a little drama to the world.

I may be petty, but at least I’m honest about it.

Petty Twitter: where insults are artfully crafted in 280 characters or less.

Some people dream of world peace, I dream of a world with unlimited petty comebacks.

Petty Twitter Quotes part 2

Petty tweets are just my way of keeping the internet interesting.

Being petty on Twitter is my way of releasing my inner demons.

If petty tweets were currency, I’d be the wealthiest person on Twitter.

Some people meditate, I tweet petty insults.

Petty Twitter: where every argument is a plot twist waiting to happen.

Twitter may be petty, but at least it’s never boring.

Petty tweets: my therapy, my passion, my life.

Nothing feels better than a perfectly timed petty tweet.

If pettiness was a superpower, I’d be a superhero.

Petty tweets: the best way to channel my frustrations without actually confronting anyone.

Petty Twitter: where snark and wit collide.

I may be petty, but at least I bring some entertainment to your timeline.

Petty tweets are like a good cup of coffee – they wake me up in the morning.

Twitter: where pettiness is rewarded with retweets and likes.

Petty tweets are my secret weapon for dealing with annoying people.

If being petty was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence on Twitter.

Petty Twitter: where punches are thrown in the form of grammar mistakes.

I may be petty, but at least I’m true to myself.

Petty tweets: the soundtrack to my everyday life.

Petty Twitter: where every tweet is a masterpiece of passive-aggressive genius.

Being petty on Twitter is my way of maintaining my sanity in this crazy world.

If pettiness was a sport, I’d be the MVP.

Petty tweets: the art of insulting without actually cursing.

Twitter: where pettiness is not only accepted but encouraged.

Petty Twitter: where snark is the universal language.

I may be petty, but at least I’m hilarious.

If you don’t like my petty tweets, feel free to unfollow me. I won’t lose sleep over it.