Printable Alice in Wonderland Quotes

We’re all mad here. – Alice in Wonderland

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. – Alice in Wonderland

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. – Alice in Wonderland

If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there. – Alice in Wonderland

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours. – Alice in Wonderland

Curiouser and curiouser! – Alice in Wonderland

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. – Alice in Wonderland

Every adventure requires a first step. – Alice in Wonderland

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle. – Alice in Wonderland

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, because I’m not myself, you see. – Alice in Wonderland

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. – Alice in Wonderland

I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours. – Alice in Wonderland

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. – Alice in Wonderland

It’s always tea time. – Alice in Wonderland

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. – Alice in Wonderland

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, because I’m not myself, you see. – Alice in Wonderland

Printable Alice in Wonderland Quotes part 2

We’re all mad here. – Alice in Wonderland

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. – Alice in Wonderland

She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it). – Alice in Wonderland

I can’t believe that! said Alice. Can’t you? the queen said in a pitying tone. Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes. – Alice in Wonderland

Begin at the beginning, the King said, very gravely, and go on till you come to the end: then stop. – Alice in Wonderland

I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? – Alice in Wonderland

I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad. – Alice in Wonderland

Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle. – Alice in Wonderland

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. – Alice in Wonderland

Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. – Alice in Wonderland

I don’t think… then you shouldn’t talk, said the Hatter. – Alice in Wonderland

There is no use trying, said Alice; one can’t believe impossible things. I dare say you haven’t had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. – Alice in Wonderland

But I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked. Oh, you can’t help that, said the Cat: we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. How do you know I’m mad? said Alice. You must be, said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here. – Alice in Wonderland

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic. – Alice in Wonderland

Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves. – Alice in Wonderland

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here? That depends a good deal on where you want to get to, said the Cat. I don’t much care where – said Alice. Then it doesn’t matter which way you go, said the Cat. – so long as I get somewhere, Alice added as an explanation. Oh, you’re sure to do that, said the Cat, if you only walk long enough. ― Alice in Wonderland

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, because I’m not myself, you see. – Alice in Wonderland

“I can’t go back to yesterday – because I was a different person then.” – Alice in Wonderland

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.” – Alice in Wonderland

“I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.” – Alice in Wonderland

“The rules of normalcy don’t apply in Wonderland.” – Alice in Wonderland

“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.” – Alice in Wonderland

“It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.” – Alice in Wonderland

“It’s no use going back to yesterday because I was a different person then.” – Alice in Wonderland

“Only a few find the way; some don’t recognize it when they do; some… don’t ever want to.” – Alice in Wonderland

“Well! I’ve often seen a cat without a grin,” thought Alice; “but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!” – Alice in Wonderland

“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, because I’m not myself, you see.” – Alice in Wonderland

“Curiouser and curiouser!” – Alice in Wonderland

“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” – Alice in Wonderland

“There is no use trying, said Alice; one can’t believe impossible things. I dare say you haven’t had much practice, said the Queen. When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day.” – Alice in Wonderland

“But I don’t want to go among mad people, Alice remarked. Oh, you can’t help that, said the Cat: we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. How do you know I’m mad? said Alice. You must be, said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.” – Alice in Wonderland

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” – Alice in Wonderland

“Let me be myself, or else I am mad.” – Alice in Wonderland

“I’m not see-through, you know.” – Alice in Wonderland