Quotations from The Princess Bride

As you wish.

Inconceivable!

True love is the greatest thing in the world.

Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for a little while.

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Have fun storming the castle!

Love is the only thing that can truly defeat death.

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something?

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Love is like a flame; it can ignite the darkest of souls.

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake.

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!

I will always come for you, no matter the distance or time.

Are you the Clergyman? Or the Dread Pirate Roberts? Or… could it be? The Chupacabra?

You don’t seem excited about the prospect of dying.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – the most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’.

Life is full of unexpected adventures; embrace them with an open heart.

Never rush fate; it has a way of working itself out in due time.

A promise is a solemn vow, one that should never be broken.

Quotations from The Princess Bride part 2

It’s not fair to make me choose between my true love and a Rodent of Unusual Size.

Nobody’s messing with my princess, except for me!

In the end, love conquers all.

You have a great gift for rhyme. Yes, I know. I have a gift for everything.

Do you think it’s easy being so beautiful?

Being a princess means more than just wearing a crown; it means having strength, compassion, and kindness in your heart.

A little bit of poison can solve a lot of problems.

Love is blind, deaf, and dumb.

I’ve seen worse. That doesn’t mean we don’t all need a little help sometimes, does it?

Nothing is stronger than the power of true love.

I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.

Is this a kissing book?

Marriage is what brings us together today.

There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

When true love is found, it shall never be forgotten.

A little adventure never hurt anyone.

Love doesn’t need a castle; it can thrive anywhere.

We’ll never survive! Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

The greatest weapon anyone can possess is a sharp mind and a loving heart.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Nobody is truly in control; life has a way of throwing us surprises.

Hold onto love, for it is the most precious thing one can have.

There’s a reason why fairy tales always end with ‘happily ever after’.