Quotes for When You’re Not in the Mood

Today, I’m the human embodiment of a rainy Monday.

My mood is currently on vacation, please try again later.

Not in the mood to adult today. Can someone take over?

If my mood was a weather forecast, it would be ‘mostly cloudy with 100% chance of indifference.’

I’m sorry, but my vibe detector is currently on strike.

Not in the mood for small talk. Let’s skip straight to the awkward silence.

My mood is on a rollercoaster, but the only direction it wants to go is down.

Today’s mood: as gloomy as a black and white movie.

My mood says ‘Netflix and chill,’ but my responsibilities say ‘life and stress.’

If my mood had a soundtrack, it would be the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

Warning: My mood is contagious. Proceed with caution.

My mood is currently out of order. Please leave a message after the beep… or don’t.

Not in the mood for an attitude adjustment. I’m embracing the darkness today.

Today’s mood sponsored by the letter ‘M’ for ‘meh.’

My mood is currently undergoing renovations. Please excuse the mess.

Not in the mood for ‘fake it ’til you make it.’ Just gonna embrace the ‘faking sleep till noon.’

Sorry, but my mood is currently on strike. Please try again tomorrow.

My mood is stuck on snooze mode. Wake me up when it’s Friday.

Quotes for When You’re Not in the Mood part 2

If my mood were a color, it would be a dull shade of ‘meh gray.’

Not in the mood for expectations. Just riding the wave of low enthusiasm.

My mood needs a vacation, but my bank account disagrees.

Today’s mood can best be described as ‘a dramatic sigh.’

Not in the mood to be anyone’s hero today. Can someone else save the day?

My mood is currently hiding in an undisclosed location. If found, kindly return to sender.

Today’s mood: ‘Please do not disturb. In a committed relationship with my couch.’

Not in the mood for reality. Can someone direct me to the nearest fantasy book?

My mood can be summed up in one word: ‘meh.’ Okay, maybe two words: ‘profound meh.’

Today’s mood: ‘close the curtains and pretend it’s still the weekend.’

Not in the mood for adulting. Can we switch to ‘kid mode’ please?

My mood is currently undergoing a deep analysis. The conclusion? No mood.

My mood is feeling rebellious. Let’s challenge the status quo. By staying in bed.

Not in the mood for human interaction? Join the club. We have virtual membership cards.

Today’s mood: ‘I’m on a break from reality, please leave a message after the beep.’

My mood is currently on the run. I’m pretending I don’t know its whereabouts.

Not in the mood for emotional stability. It’s overrated anyway.

My mood is currently MIA. If found, please give it a stern talking to.

Today’s mood brought to you by procrastination and a sprinkling of apathy.

Not in the mood for productivity. Can someone send over a Netflix marathon instead?

My mood is craving a teleportation device to a deserted island. Anyone have a spare?

Today’s mood: ‘I’m here physically, but mentally I’m on a beautiful beach somewhere.’

Not in the mood to put on a happy face. Is it socially acceptable to wear a ‘resting indifference’ expression?

My mood is currently on a soul-searching journey. If found, please let it wander a bit longer.

Today’s mood is as elusive as a unicorn riding a rainbow. Good luck catching it.

Not in the mood to make decisions. Let the universe decide for me.

My mood is currently dancing the tango with apathy. It’s a slow, lackluster routine.

Today’s mood is a Rubik’s Cube of emotions. No matter how I twist it, it remains a jumbled mess.

Not in the mood for motivational pep talks. Just gonna sit here and channel my inner sloth.

My mood is currently playing hide-and-seek. Spoiler alert: it’s really good at hiding.

Today’s mood is like a broken record stuck on ‘meh.’ Someone please change the tune.

Not in the mood to fake a smile. I’ll just embrace my resting indifferent face.