Quotes from The Princess Bride That Will Sweep You Off Your Feet

As you wish. – Westley

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – Man in Black

Have fun storming the castle! – Miracle Max

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Westley

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. – Miracle Max

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. – Westley

Inconceivable! – Vizzini

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. – The Impressive Clergyman

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. – Inigo Montoya

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! – Princess Buttercup

I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? – Inigo Montoya

I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed. – Miracle Max

I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive. – Inigo Montoya

You are the brute squad! – Fezzik

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly. – Westley

It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. – Miracle Max

I don’t mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. – Inigo Montoya

Quotes from The Princess Bride That Will Sweep You Off Your Feet part 2

Goodbye, boys! Have fun storming the castle! – Fezzik

That Vizzini, he can *fuss*. – Inigo Montoya

It’s not that bad. I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. – Westley

I’m not left-handed either. – Westley

You have a great gift for rhyme. – Fezzik

I must know. – Princess Buttercup

You killed my father, prepare to die. – Inigo Montoya

You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. – Princess Buttercup

I don’t envy you the headache you’ll have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. – Westley

Is this a kissing! book? – The Man in Black

I will never love again. – Westley

I am the King’s loyal servant, and I take my job seriously. – Count Rugen

To the death. – Inigo Montoya

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. – Westley

Your true love lives, and you marry another. True love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. – Westley

I’ve seen worse. – Fezzik

We’ll never survive! – Vizzini

We shall not be separated, never again. – Westley

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. – Westley

Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! – Princess Buttercup

Let me ‘splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. – Westley

Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland? – Miracle Max

What is that you have on your finger? – Westley

We are but poor, lost circus performers. – Fezzik

I want my father back, you son of a bitch. – Inigo Montoya

You made a promise. – Princess Buttercup

We are men of action, lies do not become us. – Westley

I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one hand tied behind my back. – Inigo Montoya

He is the Brute Squad. – Fezzik

We are men of action. Lies do not become us. – Westley

You mock my pain. – Westley

And that’s what I call… a happy ending. – The Grandfather

To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. – Westley