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Seinfeld quotes

Yada, yada, yada.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It’s a show about nothing.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

No soup for you!

I was in the pool!

Serenity now!

I’m out!

I’m not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

That’s a shame.

We’re living in a society!

You can’t spare a square?

Hello, Newman.

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

He’s a regifter!

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

These are my sweats! I’m not even wearing a bra!

You’re killing independent George!

The jerk store called, they’re running out of you!

I don’t wanna be a pirate!

Why don’t you put your feet up on the dashboard and relax?

A sale is an invitation to disaster.

You gotta see the baby.

Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint?

You know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

I’m Cartwright.

This is a case for the guy from The Silence of the Lambs.

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza’s here to see you!

She had man hands!

You’ve got a big head.

He’s a re-gifter, that’s a disgusting habit.

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

Seinfeld quotes part 2

Jerry, it’s called a sweater. You know, we wear them in the wintertime.

I hate the idea of growing interesting!

Why is that a problem?

You know, I’m getting really tired of the grind.

I’ve seen her. She’s got the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl, and the eye of an eagle.

Remember, this is a non-physical relationship.

George likes spicy chicken!

I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

I don’t want to be on the street when this guy’s finally through with society.

I’m speechless. I have no speech.

Men delivered the Chinese food!

Oh, the humanity!

Are you calling me slovenly?

Remember, when you control the mail, you control…information.

I want to be independent…but I want to be loved.

I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it.

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