Southern Grandpa Sayings

Well butter my biscuit!

You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken turds.

Bless his little heart.

If it was a snake, it would have bit ya.

Don’t go down yonder, it’s full of critters.

That dog won’t hunt.

He’s as slow as molasses in January.

She’s a real Southern belle.

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

It’s hotter than a cat on a tin roof.

If the creek don’t rise, I’ll see ya next Sunday.

He’s as stubborn as a mule.

You’re as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

I’m fixin’ to go duck huntin’ this weekend.

She’s sweeter than honey on a biscuit.

That boy’s as sharp as a tack.

He’s got more guts than a bullfrog.

Are you trying to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge?

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

That man could talk the hind legs off a donkey.

She’s got more sass than a ball of yarn.

We’re going to have a shindig down at the barn.

Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

She’s as pretty as a peach.

He’s a few bricks shy of a load.

We’re gonna have to fix that leaky faucet before it floods the whole house.

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

He’s as happy as a pig in mud.

That boy’s got more spunk than a wildcat.

Southern Grandpa Sayings part 2

It’s colder than a witch’s tit.

She’s a real firecracker.

He’s as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

I’m as proud as a peacock.

It’s raining cats and dogs out there.

She’s as sharp as a razor.

He’s got a heart as big as Texas.

We’re gonna have a hoedown in the barn.

She’s as sweet as molasses in January.

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

He’s got more bark than bite.

She’s got more wits than a rattlesnake.

You better put on your Sunday best for church.

He’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

She’s as wild as a bucking bronco.

Don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back.

That boy’s got a one-track mind.

You’re as slow as molasses in January.

Put some elbow grease into it.

He’s as strong as an ox.