Y’all come back now, ya hear?
Bless your heart!
I reckon
Fixin’ to
All hat, no cattle
Grinnin’ like a possum eating a sweet tater
Happy as a clam at high tide
Sweatin’ like a sinner in church
Madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory
Busier than a one-legged cat in a sandbox
As useful as a screen door on a submarine
Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra
As cute as a bug’s ear
Slicker than owl shit on a wet log
Stubborn as a mule
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Crazy as a peach orchard boar
Busy as a cat covering shit on a marble floor
Sweeter than a Tennessee peach
Happier than a pig in mud
Slower than molasses in January
Singing like a hillbilly at a hoedown
Dumber than a box of rocks
Fine as Tennessee whiskey
Sweet as southern hospitality
Like a bull in a china shop
Crazy as a junebug in July
Kick the bucket
Hotter than a two-dollar pistol
Tighter than bark on a tree
Tougher than a pine knot
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Ain’t got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
Up shit creek without a paddle
Drownin’ in sorrow
Happy as a pig in mud
Fit as a fiddle
Rough as a cob
Happy as a clam
Older than dirt
Skinnier than a rail
Smarter than a fox
Tired as a dog
Sly as a fox
Dumb as a rock
Quick as a cat
Stupid as a stump
Brave as a lion
Crazy as a loon