The Joker Quotes – Unmasking the Mind of Mayhem

Why so serious?

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.

I’m a man of simple tastes. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline!

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

Smiling burns calories, you know.

In their last moments, people show you who they really are.

I’m not crazy. I’m just ahead of the game.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

I’m an agent of chaos.

You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.

The Joker Quotes – Unmasking the Mind of Mayhem part 2

They say the eyes are the window to the soul. I like to think of it as a peephole.

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you?

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.

I’m an idea. A state of mind, or whatever you want to call it.

I like this job – I like it!

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

You see, it’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.

I’m not exactly a tough act to follow. Unless, of course, they kill me.

I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist.

I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.

As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger.

Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

I don’t wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You… you… complete me.

It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

When the chips are down, these… civilized people… they’ll eat each other.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?